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04 Jan 2008, 8:50 pm

I confess that I have begun walking eyes-wide-shut toward the newly installed sliding doors because I get a slight rush from the prospect that one of these days they might not automatically open and I will slam face first into the glass...



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05 Jan 2008, 5:40 pm

I confess I'm starting to get a bit annoyed. :roll:



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05 Jan 2008, 5:43 pm

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I confess...

I might "retire" from WP as of my 10,000th post.

Tim


Why?


I haven't made as many friends as I wanted, and I haven't found an Aspie woman who would be willing to date me.

Tim


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15 Jan 2008, 4:19 am

I confess i haven't shaved for three days.

I confess i got a big buzz today when Icarus_Falling dropped in
and posted in 'The Oxymoron Thread' - sanitary sewer.
But that was all and he hasn't been back,
his first post in eight days was one little blip, i wonder when we will see him again? :(

I confess today i stayed in my room most of the day and left my staff
to work un-managed in the rain while i played on WP.
They are ok without me and are getting used to it.
i finally got down there an hour before quitting time and enthusiasticly pushed
trolleys full of plants around the nursery.
Then i jumped in the car and raced to my chemical supplier, which i meant to do in the morning, every time, and arrived 2 minutes before they close, which i also do every time,
and was offered a beer, which i declined, which i also do every time,
which is why they always offer me one, i'm a standing joke over there.
But i refuse to drink drive and one drink is over this aspy's legal limit.
Then i raced to my favourite video store to try and beat the crowd to any potentially watchable DVD's (oh,i also confess i got a vcr ("The Cosmos - January To March")out of the Library the other day - i forgot my video tape player is broken :oops: ) on $2 Tuesdays,driving past two other shops i belong to on the way.
I picked up the last copy of "The Cleaner" starring Cedric the Entertainer,but kept looking,
and at 'E' found that "Evan Almighty" had been released, but all the copy's were out!
Damn the $2Tuesday crowd :evil:
So i thought i'd take a chance on asking if they had any returned copy's behind the counter
and hid "The Cleaner" behind a cover in the Playstation 2 section.
but at the counter there was a queue -oh no,i'm not going to gueue to ask a question!
So i kept walking, past the gueue and out the door and jumped in my car and raced back
to the second video store,which also didn't have a copy. :x
This time i decided to use my phone because it was the perfect excuse to perv on an amazingly beautiful and willowly slender asian girl who kept almost catching me.
But that shop didn't have any copy's either, what do i do? :?
In hindsight i should have reserved a copy for the next day,but i hate paying $7 to see a movie.
I decided there was enough time to make it to the local shopping centre, so i raced down there
and as i did i wondered if the copy of "El Topo" i had ordered had come in and wouldn't it be funny if i received the text-message as i walked through the door.
I asked the staff-girl, who has the most beautiful blue in-meltable eyes and as she got
"Evan Almighy" for me (they moved the new-releases section :x ) she remarked "Didn't you order "El Topo? It's in." :o 8) "I was just going to start texting ppl about the orders that came in today." Wow.Serendipity if i ever saw it!
On my way racing out i fell in love with two other girls, one tiny brunette wearing hot pants and another 'look into the infinity of my deep blue eyes' blond.
Then i jumped in my car and raced home, but as i was entering the traffic i glimpsed a gorgeous professionally-dressed lady pedestrian.
She was Perfect.I couldn't help glancing back and as i did it was just in time to see her glance back at me.Wow.
it makes me wonder...am i good-looking?
Or busted again?
:?:

I also wonder how long it will take them to find that copy of "The Cleaner" :lol:


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15 Jan 2008, 12:25 pm

I confess to Almighty Aspie I just ditched my Lit/Comp: Drama class.


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15 Jan 2008, 2:15 pm

I confess that I have made a confession already.


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15 Jan 2008, 2:59 pm

I confess I steal change from the coffee mess in my office when I need change for the vending machine. I consider it a small payment for my pain and suffering as a result of the coffee aroma, which burns my eyes and nauseates me something awful.


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15 Jan 2008, 3:03 pm

Tim_Tex wrote:
Phagocyte wrote:
Tim_Tex wrote:
I confess...

I might "retire" from WP as of my 10,000th post.

Tim


Why?


I haven't made as many friends as I wanted, and I haven't found an Aspie woman who would be willing to date me.

Tim


neither have I
but here I am :lol:



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15 Jan 2008, 6:17 pm

I confess that I'd rather be out with my friends in the evening, than in front of a TV set.


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15 Jan 2008, 7:14 pm

im feeling rather needy for a friend right now :|


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15 Jan 2008, 7:51 pm

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I confess that despite being generally silly, I also generally go to sleep with the mantra "I hope I die tonight."


I confess I want to give you a hug and make it all better.


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15 Jan 2008, 8:03 pm

I confess...

I am hopelessly fixated on someone from WP.


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15 Jan 2008, 8:04 pm

I confess that I am dating a married person, and both of them know. :shrug:

I confess I slept all day, :tired:

I confess ,I think I have no close friends, :cry:

I confess I love words, :heart:

I confess I read the dicitionary yet I spell like Sh*@. :study:


I confess I like watching this sleepy :tired: Face It makes me LOL


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15 Jan 2008, 8:32 pm

im just going to go bed and hopefully wake up in a better mood :(


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15 Jan 2008, 8:38 pm

I confess this election cycle is one that I plan on sitting back and watching play out with great enjoyment.


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15 Jan 2008, 8:48 pm

I confess that I want Hillary Clinton to be the next American president.


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