What's the last weirdest dream you had?

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Last night's dream:

I was dreaming I was a circus clown. I was narrating my own dream by talking about myself using present tense and speaking in the second person. As a clown, I was doing things circus clowns typically do while performing, such as juggling.

The narration said, "He likes to dance, to perform and be funny. However, performing as several different characters has, according to AA, confused a lot of audience members, including AA himself."

In reality, I have never been to a circus, although I'd really like to go see a circus if one ever comes to Portland. Yes, I do like to dance only when my mom is out of the house and sometimes when I'm with my sister.

Last night, I dreamed I was attending college as a history major--in Zimbabwe.

A few years ago, I had a dream where the L.A. Kings were in the Stanley Cup Finals, and some fans had a boombox playing the L.A. Law theme song.

i had another work nightmare where i had to deal with surgical instruments that kept falling off of back tables i had set up, plus somebody threw a lit cigarette into a bucket full of flammable orange gunk that i had to pick up and walk a mile down an endless hospital hallway that terminated on a city street.

Just the other night I had a serialized nightmare where I had to get past huge dangerous machinery. It started out as a recycling yard full of enormous compacting machinery for recycling copper. For dream reasons I had to walk past this machinery which never stopped crushing metal and compacting it. Then I was in something like a railway yard full of machinery that was equally dangerous. Huge sections of machines that moved quickly and would have crushed me like a fly. Somehow, like a Jedi, I got past these dangers only to fall into a sandy pit next to some immense machine that was excavating the sandy soil. I was in a pit, trying to find a way past the shovel and somehow claw my way back to the surface, which I could see sunlight shining down from.

i dreamt [actually nightmared] that i was moonlighting at another hospital job when i just remembered to my horror that i was due to work at another hospital but hadn't completed my shift yet at this hospital. try as i might, i couldn't remember the name or phone number of this other hospital [it stubbornly stayed on the tip of my tongue] to try to call in sick, and i asked around my coworkers and such if they knew this other hospital and its phone number, and the only response i got was to be ignored or laughed at. i then fell asleep [in the dream] and while i was asleep my coworkers painted a sign on my uniform [scrubs] that said "dumbass!" they were all laughing cruelly at me, only i was too worried about being fired from my other job to be mad at them or to respond to them at all. i awoke in a sweat.

The other night I had a dream that my knees were weak and my legs kept giving out from under me, but no one seemed to notice or care. My mom made me work her job for her, and at her job I met Helena Bonham Carter and talked to her about an upcoming animated role that she had. (and I still couldn't walk/stand without falling!)

This night I had a scary one, in which I went to a huge multi department store, full of all products you can imagine and I got lost and later it turned out it was a store in a different dimension, you couldn't get out of it and had to wander in it for the whole of eternity.

All of my dreams are strange, but what's even more bizarre is the fact that they seem so tangible, so real. I often trick myself into believing that events that happened in the dreamworld happened in this world.

i dreamt that i had conjugal relations with a pregnant patient at the hospital labor and delivery unit i used to work in, this happened in a delivery room, and then she quickly [presently] gave birth to our baby who was stillborn. i placed it on the ohio neonatal warming unit, and for some reason nobody up at the front desk noticed what was happening in the delivery room for some 40 minutes, and when nurses started streaming into the delivery room, i awoke from the dream. jeez, what a totally messed-up nightmare!

Let's just say I was involved as a game show host of a fictional game show.

i dreamt that i died and was in purgatory or someplace like that, not an inner circle of hell but a dark place lit by distant hellfire. it was a "hotel california"-esque building that i was living in, and saddam hussein was the building super. every time he saw me, he went out of his way to harrass me and intimidate me, and the whole dream i was hiding from him or running from him. i also noticed there were no cars in this place, even though there was a long curving driveway in front of the hotel.

Not sure and I often forget my dreams.

I died four times in a row in the exact same way but viewed from different angles each time.

Kittens! Lots and lots of kittens! Well over 22! (squeal of joy!)

Romney and Obama on Press Your Luck. With me as host.