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Sylkat
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08 Aug 2012, 6:07 pm

Dear danmac, Well, duh!
Of course I do!
And those books...all written by dead people!
Another reason to brag!

I had forgotten 'The Star', actually...
But you haven't!

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09 Aug 2012, 4:07 pm

Well, it looks although all the WP Aspergians have either taken up politeness for Lent, or are all stuporous from the heat....
Whom shall I insult?

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09 Aug 2012, 5:15 pm

Lucky for you, I'm not religious and I seem to have misplaced my politeness. You should lie out in the sun all day so that you are nice and crisp for everyone to eat, although I doubt you will taste very nice!

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09 Aug 2012, 5:24 pm

Dear Colinnn, Dormouse Jerky is not on today's menu; why don't you run out to the highway, scrape up some road kill, and make yourself a nice rolled taco?

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09 Aug 2012, 5:51 pm

Anything I find will be getting mixed into a soup just for you. With other ingredients such as toenails, boogers, and hair clippings.

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09 Aug 2012, 7:45 pm

Bu-bu-bu-but you are deliberately leaving out the earwax and belly button lint?

That is NOT a very appetizing soup, if you do not add the best flavorings!

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10 Aug 2012, 9:52 am

i hear you have a full supply of ear wax, infact your ears produce up to 4lbs a day

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10 Aug 2012, 10:44 am

And I am stockpiling every precious ounce;
I plan to open a candle shop!

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10 Aug 2012, 12:14 pm

THAT DORMOUSE IS A SPAH!! !! !!

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10 Aug 2012, 12:15 pm

You use "SPAH" too much.

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10 Aug 2012, 12:24 pm

SPAHHHHHHHHH!! !! !! !! !! !

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ikkck_YuoDw&feature=related[/youtube]

*respawns as Pyro*
*BURN LIFE'S HOUSE DOWN!! !! !!*

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10 Aug 2012, 1:42 pm

hey, laddle nipps, no video

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10 Aug 2012, 6:15 pm

The Dormouse is afraid of the big, screaming construction worker!
The big, screaming construction worker secretly sings 'The Lumberjack Song' when he is home alone........

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10 Aug 2012, 6:23 pm

*Ahem* Engineer.

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10 Aug 2012, 6:35 pm

*eum*
hammer jocky

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10 Aug 2012, 7:51 pm

He still sings 'The Lumberjack Song' when he is home alone......

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