My Most Sincere Apology to MONKEY!

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MONKEY
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07 Apr 2011, 5:24 pm

Yes, yes sirs I will be as quick as I can *puts on apron*

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07 Apr 2011, 5:26 pm

* Puts on bib; fits teeth *

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07 Apr 2011, 5:27 pm

(Such a serene and comfortable thread now.... ahhhh....)

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07 Apr 2011, 5:29 pm

(I'm swigging furniture polish, BTW, so it won't be serene for long)

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07 Apr 2011, 5:33 pm

Cornflake wrote:

(I'm swigging furniture polish, BTW, so it won't be serene for long)

LOOK, I TOLD YOU ABOUT THIS DRINKING! 30 YEARS OF IT, 30 YEARS!

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07 Apr 2011, 5:34 pm

Mummy, Daddy, pwease stop shouting....

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Parasaurolophus, Plesiosaurs, Dinosaurs, Pterosaurs, Music, Tuna, Chocolate milk, Oreos, Blue things

Parasaurolophuscolobus. Parasaurcolobus. Colobusaurolophus.
....And Nunchucks are my friends.

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07 Apr 2011, 5:35 pm

MONKEY wrote:

Cornflake wrote:

(I'm swigging furniture polish, BTW, so it won't be serene for long)

LOOK, I TOLD YOU ABOUT THIS DRINKING! 30 YEARS OF IT, 30 YEARS!

But I do have a lovely shine.

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07 Apr 2011, 5:38 pm

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Mummy, Daddy, pwease stop shouting....

Aww shaddup, ya little stain - an' gerrus a can o' Pledge while yer out.

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07 Apr 2011, 5:40 pm

The man in the shop won't serve me anymore. They have a picture of you behind the counter.

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Parasaurolophus, Plesiosaurs, Dinosaurs, Pterosaurs, Music, Tuna, Chocolate milk, Oreos, Blue things

Parasaurolophuscolobus. Parasaurcolobus. Colobusaurolophus.
....And Nunchucks are my friends.

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07 Apr 2011, 5:45 pm

Damn. Get me some brass polish then. It'll have to do I suppose.

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07 Apr 2011, 5:52 pm

I hear Toilet Duck is half price at ASDA.

(Also, what the hell are the family dynamics in this thread!? I'm supposed to be married to MONKEY, yet she is also my mother. And Cornflake is my father.... and perhaps also a grandad or something. Ah, well, I guess it fits in with the underlying hillbilly theme.)

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Parasaurolophus, Plesiosaurs, Dinosaurs, Pterosaurs, Music, Tuna, Chocolate milk, Oreos, Blue things

Parasaurolophuscolobus. Parasaurcolobus. Colobusaurolophus.
....And Nunchucks are my friends.

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07 Apr 2011, 5:58 pm

Nah. Toilet Duck gives me a hangover. Harpic's Ok though.

An' mah hawgs, they's awl family. D'hyuck.
Yore momma, she's in there somewah. At leas' thas ahware she was a-crawlin' to last time ah done seed her.

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08 Apr 2011, 4:33 am

You can't even handle toilet duck!?

Wow, you've mellowed out over all these years.

If only your old war buddies from Dubya Dubya Two could see you now........

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Parasaurolophus, Plesiosaurs, Dinosaurs, Pterosaurs, Music, Tuna, Chocolate milk, Oreos, Blue things

Parasaurolophuscolobus. Parasaurcolobus. Colobusaurolophus.
....And Nunchucks are my friends.

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08 Apr 2011, 4:43 am

wha..? who?

why? :roll:

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08 Apr 2011, 5:03 am

Fudo wrote:

wha..? who?

why?

I do feel sorry for you sometimes, you must feel so lost on this thread.

Just remember:

* Incest
* Insults
* Alcoholism
* Rage
* Passion
* Hawgzzzz

(You can't go wrong with that advice.)

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Parasaurolophus, Plesiosaurs, Dinosaurs, Pterosaurs, Music, Tuna, Chocolate milk, Oreos, Blue things

Parasaurolophuscolobus. Parasaurcolobus. Colobusaurolophus.
....And Nunchucks are my friends.

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08 Apr 2011, 9:53 am

rabbitears wrote:

You can't even handle toilet duck!?

Wow, you've mellowed out over all these years.

I'm slimming, Ok?
Today, oi 'arve been mostly eatin' toilet cakes.

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If only your old war buddies from Dubya Dubya Two could see you now........

Wah, ah got 'em all here propped up aginst tha wall. Thars Stiffy, an' Boardy, an' Armless, an' Corpso (but he ain't lookin' so good now. His jaw come off an' a crow dang flew off with it).
Cept'n tha bits ole Bessie she done nibbled, they's a fahn bunch o' buddies.

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