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24 Sep 2006, 1:05 am

Granted, now the farm animals are after YOU.

I wish I hadn't stored that superglue in that jar of Vaseline.

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24 Sep 2006, 1:16 am

Granted, you stored the glue in your hair.

I wish I knew what Vaseline was (again, what is it?)

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24 Sep 2006, 1:29 am

It's something you might find useful if you have sex with a sheep. (Now I bet you wish you didn't know.) I believe its non-brand name is petroleum jelly.

I wish I could sell some of these f***ing goddamn bibles.

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24 Sep 2006, 1:31 am

Granted, but they smell like Jesus' 2,000 year old armpits!

I wish I had a guitar.

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24 Sep 2006, 1:34 am

You get a guitar that some rock star has already smashed. Enjoy.

I wish someone would shut off that car alarm.

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24 Sep 2006, 1:40 am

Granted. He uses two other cars to do so (causing two more alarms to go off).

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And sadness turned to comfort
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24 Sep 2006, 1:54 am

Since you wished for nothing, you get everything.

I wish I was ten years younger.

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24 Sep 2006, 8:25 pm

granted! you are now Ten Years Younger, whoever that is.

i wish it could rain whenever i wished for it to rain.

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24 Sep 2006, 9:46 pm

It rains boiling water and kills you.

I wish I was a vampire.

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24 Sep 2006, 9:52 pm

granted, but nothing can kill you, so you never die.

i wish that i could live in italy.

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25 Sep 2006, 2:58 am

Granted, you now live in Italy...

...in the time of Caeser

I wish I didn't have everything anymore

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25 Sep 2006, 3:59 pm

granted, you have something but you'll never know what it is.

i wish the saints would win.

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25 Sep 2006, 10:59 pm

Granted. Saints now rule over angels up in Heaven.

I wish I knew what the meaning of the Universe is.

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25 Sep 2006, 11:38 pm

Granted!! The meaning of the universe is 42.

How does one obtain a Holy hand grenade of Antioch??

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25 Sep 2006, 11:56 pm

By throwing the pin instead of the bit that explodes.

WHY CAN'T I DRAW FEET PROPERLY!! ! I thought hands were supposed to be the hard bits to draw!!

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26 Sep 2006, 9:44 am

The wish game....

Iwish i knew everything

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