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not a good start to an insult.



considering the context of this thread, he would be stupid to have used the term "odiferous" in a complimentary way. so i suspect you may be right

you are wrong for concluding that you are correct rather than just suspecting it.
conclusions are not directly derivable from suspicions. you have missed a few steps, and that is why you fell down the stairs of my admiration.


smugness is in the eye of the beholder. you can not afford to be smug because your predictive powers are very rarified.




well i know that dogs have a keen sense of smell, but if you can smell me from the other side of the world, then you must be a super-dog

(i am going to bed soon so do not think that my eventual lack of replies means i am vanquished)

WTF?

What a bunch of lame insults! Must be the Aspie consciences in some of you, and with the rest a lack of vocabulary. WHAT Aspie creativeness? Are you guys trying to prove we don't have any? You guys wouldn't know a good insult if it walked up and bit you in the ass! Cursing? Lame comparisons to animals?

Get the sticks out of your asses, you bunch of wussies. Are your meds holding you back? Stop taking them for a couple of days and try again!

The smell of friggin' fresh air is more offensive than you guys.



"If you can’t ignore an insult, top it; if you can’t top it, laugh it off; and if you can’t laugh it off, it’s probably deserved."- J. Russell Lynes

Dear Mr Xxx, And we should care what YOU think, because?

When you manage to finally think of a reason, do let us 'guys' know.

THAT will probably take a week or so.

Sylkat (who thinks that the silly man only clicked on this thread because he saw the word 'rude' and hoped someone had sent in some naughty pictures)

ooooMr Xxx, if you're going to raise the bar, why don't you show us all how to jump over it? F'rinstance....I've been trying to see things from your perspective but I can't get my head that far up my butt....
And dear b9, when one stands next to you, do they hear the ocean??? sleep tight, see you tomorrow (when you will parse the use of 'tight')

You probably don't care, you sniveling pustule of worm bait. Not much point in giving you a reason to, since that would require the power of reason. Clearly that ain't gonna happen.

I've known pond scum with higher powers of reasoning than you.

Of COURSE I was expecting naughty pictures. And what's up with THAT? Where the hell are they anyway?

@melvin-z: I tried showing you my perspective, but that is obviously an exercise in futility. It's not where you think it is. I couldn't get my head up there if I tried cause your own is already in the friggin' way! Now I know why when you speak you sound so full of s**t. Thanks for the explanation!

EDIT: I just had to switch Avatars for this. Matt Passmore's innocent face is just not conducive enough for this.

Your new avatar suits you! Old, crotchety and confused! O, and you're so full of s**t your eyes are brown! (can we curse with impunity, here?)

(To be read in the voice of the Carlin himself)

That's what you're seeing from having your head shoved so far up your own ass. For f**k sake, you can't even curse without second guessing your self! Pay attention a**hole! People are cursing all over this God-forsaken thread! Their post are all still here.

WTF?

(FYI: That means, "What the f**k?" dumbass.)

Get a f*****g backbone already!

Damn! I'm feeling better already!

So this has been therapeutic. I feel much better now. Thank you all for creating this. I'm going back to being myself now.

But before I do, keep this in mind. I'll be putting that innocent looking avatar back up at some point and changing all my posts to look like I'm just a confused innocent by-stander, just so any future insults thrown at me will make you all look like real a**holes!

SO THERE!

Get bent! And good night!

You're fat. Eat less food and you're ugly and look gross.

All of you are paying your share of my Entropy Tax from now on! (respires a few kilograms of CO[sub]2[/sub] in a few seconds)

Aspies have no conscience*!

* If you feel offended, go click my NOT-TENGWAR avatar and read like you never had (not that you ever have read**!)
** If you feel offended, you just caused a logical paradox***. MUAHAHAHAHA****!
*** If you feel offended by the non-existence of the paradox, NOW IT EXISTS! BWAHAHAHAHAHA****!
**** If you think I will try for world domination, Aspies have NO social skills or time*****!
*****If you feel offended by this, you just disproved your existence***!

EXISTA is not a word, EXISTS is. Take THAT!

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Herp derp.

Recently described self eloquently.

This 'MrXxx has certainly lived up to his name...triple 'x' as in supremely nasty. He is. He has also certainly provided a stimulus, sort of like a raging infection gets a person in a bad mood, MrXxx's comments have brought out the beast in our best and brightest. Poor old fella, he has NO idea of the minds and personalities he has unwisely decided to challenge. I almost feel sorry for him, but I just can't; it's going to be too much fun! Sylkat

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA! All of you ont les affreux odeurs! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA****!

**** See previous****.

To B9, that wasn't windex in that bottle

What on earth? What happened? I've no idea what could possibly have brought this on. Good grief man. Are you quite alright? Can I make you a cup of tea to sooth your savage soul?

Seems someone has hijacked my profile. Oh dear. And caused this poor soul to have taken a hostile stance in my direction.

What shall I do? Oh dear lord, what shall I do?

Pardon, please, whilst I retire to quiver as a babe in my crib. Or...

Perhaps I shall bow and prostrate myself before such obviously superior intellect...



RIGHT!

As if I would cower to such delusion.

I would agree with you Skylat, but that would just make us both utterly mad.

FYI: By "mad" I mean crazy as a bedbug, not angry. No need to thank me for clarifying. I really don't mind helping the less fortunate and intellectually challenged. It's no trouble at all.