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25 Jun 2013, 8:19 am

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'ABBA Therapy. Does it work?'


Only if you're seventeen!


Or can't write sonnets. :lol:

"Are you asexual and aromatic (instead of aromantic)?" Try having a shower--you might get some sex. :wink:

"Some questions about power olympics (instead of dynamics)"


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26 Jun 2013, 12:14 pm

Misread "Thinking about going to a prostitute" as "Thinking about becoming a prostitute." Realized the mistake after clicking on the topic & starting to read. :roll:



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26 Jun 2013, 12:19 pm

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Misread "Thinking about going to a prostitute" as "Thinking about becoming a prostitute." Realized the mistake after clicking on the topic & starting to read. :roll:


I made the same mistake. :lol:


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26 Jun 2013, 4:02 pm

Mindsigh wrote:
OddButWhy wrote:
Misread "Thinking about going to a prostitute" as "Thinking about becoming a prostitute." Realized the mistake after clicking on the topic & starting to read. :roll:


I made the same mistake. :lol:


So glad it wasn't just me!



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27 Jun 2013, 7:55 am

Disassociative Experiences Sale :? Buy one, get one free??

It was really Scale, not Sale.


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05 Jul 2013, 10:01 am

Gay marriage still a pipe bomb for some of us.



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03 Aug 2013, 10:11 pm

I read "Running Your Own Business" as "Mind Your Own Business".


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04 Aug 2013, 2:06 am

Mindsigh wrote:
naturalplastic wrote:
Bun wrote:
'ABBA Therapy. Does it work?'


Only if you're seventeen!


Or can't write sonnets. :lol:

"Are you asexual and aromatic (instead of aromantic)?" Try having a shower--you might get some sex. :wink:

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I re read that a couple times too. you're asexual, but wear seductive cologne anyway? WTF?



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04 Aug 2013, 2:28 am

OddButWhy wrote:
Misread "Thinking about going to a prostitute" as "Thinking about becoming a prostitute." Realized the mistake after clicking on the topic & starting to read. :roll:


Probably the same person who was "thinking of becoming a professor".

I guess they gave up the professor idea for something respectable!



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07 Aug 2013, 11:55 am

"What's your favourite flavour of cat?"

I realised this didn't sound right. I looked at it again and thought it said "What's your favourite flavour of quark?"

Actually it said "whats your favorite type of cats?" I was disappointed.



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07 Aug 2013, 11:57 am

I misread "Thanks, WPers!" as "Thanks, MFers!"



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07 Aug 2013, 1:37 pm

"What are you wearing right now!" missread as "Who are you wearing right now!" I didn't think WPers were that much into style to ware brands named after people who or that we were into some kind of Silence Of The Lambs psycho stuff. I need to order a computer stand soon for my desktop so I can quit using my girlfriends laptop because I have low vision & have to lean to read the screen & if I read it the wrong way it looks blurry & that along with dyslexia causes me to missread.


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07 Aug 2013, 4:54 pm

"Emerald Ash Boner."



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08 Aug 2013, 9:50 pm

Jory wrote:
"Emerald Ash Boner."


I'm sure there are drunken guys in bars right now claiming that they did her- "that Chick, Emerald Ash, you're talking about".



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08 Aug 2013, 10:41 pm

Mindsigh wrote:
I read "Running Your Own Business" as "Mind Your Own Business".


"Ruining Your Own Business." The self-help manual for self-defeating entrepreneurs.



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28 Oct 2013, 8:57 am

"Bad mice and Autism" instead of "Bald Mice and Autism". :cat:


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