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"If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, baffle 'em with BS." Credo written in every dorm.

"Given the choice between a Republican and someone who acts like a Republican, people will vote for a real Republican every time." Harry Truman

@Redrobin: lol, that's a good one, I'll have to remember that!

"I'm going to shove that bat up your ass and turn you into a popsicle!" ~"The Warriors"

There's such a thing as a real Republican? Are they Anything like real Democrats?

Personally, I'm more of a yellow dog Democrat. I'm even more of a Dopeycrat. Google Basset Rescue of the Old Dominion and Dopeycrat, and see if the US wouldn't been better off being ruled by a basset hound!

"There are no more barriers to cross. All I have in common with the uncontrollable and the insane, the vicious and the evil, all the mayhem I have caused and my utter indifference toward it I have now surpassed. My pain is constant and sharp, and I do not hope for a better world for anyone. In fact, I want my pain to be inflicted on others. I want no one to escape. But even after admitting this, there is no catharsis; my punishment continues to elude me, and I gain no deeper knowledge of myself. No new knowledge can be extracted from my telling. This confession has meant nothing."
~Patrick Bateman

(Whoops! Double post!)

Life is full of beauty. Notice it. Notice the bumble bee, the small child, and the smiling faces. Smell the rain, and feel the wind. Live your life to the fullest potential, and fight for your dreams.
-Ashley Smith

"If Wall Street paid a tax on every “game” they run, we would get enough revenue to run the government on." ~ Will Rogers

"This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer."

Will Rogers, again

People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what's bitter and move on.
-Bill Cosby

It was a yellow bird
with a yellow bill
It landed on
my window sill.

I coaxed it in
with a piece of bread
and then I smashed
his little head.

IUP Marching Band cheer circa 1978
back in the day when they were lewd, crude and rude in the bleachers.

"May those who love us love us
and those who do not loves us,
may God turn their hearts,
and if He cannot turn their hearts
may he turn their ankles,
that we may know them by their limping." Irish prayer

Believe in love. Believe in magic. Hell, believe in Santa Claus. Believe in others. Believe in yourself. Believe in your dreams. If you don't, who will?
-Jon Bon Jovi

"Don't fret. You won't live to see what I turn this little world into. Maybe a rock, or a floating puddle of slag, or nothing at all. Complete oblivion! So hard to choose."
~Cyber-Errol (primary antagonist of Jak 3)

Trust your hunches. They're usually based on facts filed away just below the conscious level. -Joyce Brothers

Fox News--You watch, we decide.