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MathematicalOwl
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20 Feb 2015, 10:36 am

Ugh, your ears secrete wax.



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20 Feb 2015, 2:55 pm

ugh, your knees secrete wax. 8O



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20 Feb 2015, 4:18 pm

your ear wax is ooky.



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23 Feb 2015, 2:31 pm

you use ear wax to wax your moustache :jester:



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23 Feb 2015, 2:52 pm

your cranial sutures are held together with ear wax



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23 Feb 2015, 2:55 pm

you use ear wax instead of margarine when frying eggs :jester:



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23 Feb 2015, 3:04 pm

you have sebum all over the place



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23 Feb 2015, 3:05 pm

you have hairy heels like hobbit :P



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23 Feb 2015, 3:18 pm

you have tiny creatures that live on the hairs of your eyebrows



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24 Feb 2015, 11:06 am

You're more fromage than frais.



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24 Feb 2015, 11:07 am

you're more formaggio than cacio :P



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24 Feb 2015, 6:43 pm

you're more tofu than tiramisu



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24 Feb 2015, 6:49 pm

you are as democratic as the democratic people's republic.


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24 Feb 2015, 6:51 pm

you have less hair than a great ape



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25 Feb 2015, 12:09 am

When you look at something, it becomes 4 degrees hotter. :idea:


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25 Feb 2015, 12:10 am

when you look at something, it loses a dimension and gains another.