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02 Apr 2020, 11:03 am

Alita wrote:
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^ Do you have GCHQ clearance to divulge such information?

I hope you’ve filled out your B674.83A, remembering to check the green box below sub-paragraph 3 on page 18.


Sorry I couldn't reply to your message sooner, I was on the run from ... er ... I was busy. :skull:
In that case you need to ring the appropriate 0800 number, and one of our Official Secrets Act Compliance Officers will guide you through the appropriate paperwork.

Lines are busy, so expect to wait: you will however be pleased to note that our new customer waiting music is an orchestral reworking of “Hit Me Baby” with the brass section tuned flat by exactly 3/5ths of a semitone.



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02 Apr 2020, 11:19 am

Karamazov wrote:
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^ Do you have GCHQ clearance to divulge such information?

I hope you’ve filled out your B674.83A, remembering to check the green box below sub-paragraph 3 on page 18.


Sorry I couldn't reply to your message sooner, I was on the run from ... er ... I was busy. :skull:
In that case you need to ring the appropriate 0800 number, and one of our Official Secrets Act Compliance Officers will guide you through the appropriate paperwork.

Lines are busy, so expect to wait: you will however be pleased to note that our new customer waiting music is an orchestral reworking of “Hit Me Baby” with the brass section tuned flat by exactly 3/5ths of a semitone.

^genius


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I see that's Hermes' Caduceus. Greek God of thieves, travelling and delivering messages to the other Gods. Personally, I find it somewhat interesting how over time certain symbols change and get confused with one another. Originally medicine was represented by Aesculapius' staff. God of medicine. The staff only has one snake, whereas Hermes' Caduceus has two intertwining snakes and wings on the top. Rather fitting that the God of thieves seems to have stolen the role of representing medicine. :wink:

How poignant !


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Lolololololol...........roflol


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all Hail Comrad Darmok .


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02 Apr 2020, 3:48 pm

Today was the first time I was happy to have propulsive diarrhea, it is not a COVID-19 symptom.


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02 Apr 2020, 5:42 pm

A solution at last!


New York To Raise Taxes On Coronavirus Causing It To Flee State

ALBANY, NY—New York state has announced a new plan to raise taxes on the novel coronavirus. The 15% income tax on all COVID-19 viruses, coupled with an 8% luxury disease tax, is expected to generate significant revenue and stop the virus in its tracks.

The plan is designed to cause the virus to flee the state to a lower-tax, more virus-friendly area.

"We thought about all the different ways to solve problems that we know of, and we just returned to the tried-and-true method: taxing something until it runs away," said Governor Andrew Cuomo. "This new legislation will cause the virus to run away and go to those dumb, backward Southern states not smart enough to have a special coronavirus tax."

https://babylonbee.com/news/problem-sol ... oronavirus


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02 Apr 2020, 7:53 pm

Those are all so great!
More, please?
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02 Apr 2020, 9:56 pm

Me in January: I have some fun stuff planned for this year.

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