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18 Nov 2011, 8:12 pm

Sylkat wrote:

Dear baby bird, No, it isn't, it's Quetzalcoatl...Sylkat
Dear Kevinjh, If someone is going to mess about with turkey's DNA and re-design them to suit themselves, if that's what happened to yours, why bother with the necks? What is needed is a few more drumsticks, plus the ability to fly. Wrong Planet, Incorporated will then be able to start a Carrier Turkey business for people who don't trust the Internet...Sylkat

dear Sylkat, Babybird isn't so advanced that she knows what you mean

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18 Nov 2011, 8:20 pm

Dear baby bird, since this is the 'random lie' thread, and you said you are Michael Caine, a famous movie star, I wrote that no, you are Quetzalcoatl, a famous ancient god...Sylkat

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19 Nov 2011, 12:06 am

I crave for sex and marriage. :wink:

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19 Nov 2011, 5:57 am

I love vegetables.

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19 Nov 2011, 6:51 am

I am enamored of television shows about self-absorbed Yuppies who think that wearing the wrong shoes to an event is a crisis....Sylkat.

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19 Nov 2011, 1:55 pm

I almost used the username "rabbitears" for this website, but I changed my mind and went with a different option.

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19 Nov 2011, 3:22 pm

Rebecca Black is a musical genius......

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19 Nov 2011, 5:24 pm

When throwing a hand grenade be sure you pull the pin and count to 100.

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19 Nov 2011, 5:31 pm

barnabear wrote:

When throwing a hand grenade be sure you pull the pin and count to 100.

When a traffic light turns red, you step on it.

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19 Nov 2011, 5:36 pm

KyleTheGhost wrote:

barnabear wrote:

When throwing a hand grenade be sure you pull the pin and count to 100.

When a traffic light turns red, you step on it.

When it turns green, run in the perpendicular direction that crosses the road.

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19 Nov 2011, 5:38 pm

kevinjh wrote:

KyleTheGhost wrote:

barnabear wrote:

When throwing a hand grenade be sure you pull the pin and count to 100.

When a traffic light turns red, you step on it.

When it turns green, run in the perpendicular direction that crosses the road.

And when it turns yellow, everyone race!

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19 Nov 2011, 5:41 pm

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19 Nov 2011, 5:42 pm

I consider myself to be a good singer. :roll:

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19 Nov 2011, 5:44 pm

I have tiny feet. :lol:

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19 Nov 2011, 6:03 pm

babybird wrote:

My name is Micheal Cain

Ooo... I hate you!

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19 Nov 2011, 6:07 pm

I am not a native of Portland, Oregon.

I am a native of Chicago.

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