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Colinn
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10 Aug 2012, 9:00 pm

I hear you have the appearance of a lumberjack, and the smell too!



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11 Aug 2012, 12:20 am

Lumberjacks, the ones NOT in garter belts, are tree-murderers, and I disavow all connection with them and their assaults on large helpless plants.
Dormice like trees, when they are not climbing flowers and singing.
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11 Aug 2012, 8:15 am

all this tree hugger talk(typing)makes me want to sharpin things


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11 Aug 2012, 5:02 pm

The Triffids are going to get you.

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11 Aug 2012, 5:13 pm

This thread is more silly than rude. You all need to fumigate your cranial spaces and rent it out as low income housing.



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12 Aug 2012, 1:38 am

You seriously underestimate our hostility, our seething rage against the universe,and our near-lethal verbosity.......

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12 Aug 2012, 9:48 am

you tell that over-inflated hob knober to suck on a spining lawnmower blade and get back to us.
rudeness they want, well go find a friend and see why no one likes you!


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12 Aug 2012, 10:47 am

Looks like our ruthlessness is being underestimated. Danmac is offended as he takes great pride in robbing the elderly and harassing kids on his way to his job as a sewer cleaner.



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12 Aug 2012, 11:07 am

Certain Persons here delight in passing gas in crowded elevators.

After enjoying two to three bowls of Chili Con Carne and a Beef and Bean Burrito.

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13 Aug 2012, 9:15 am

beans n eggs 4 breakfest b4 going to crowded places
and no, i harass the elderly and rob the kids on my why to punch preagnent(SP) women
we all have to do are part to end over-population


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14 Aug 2012, 5:10 am

So, so right, danmac; we are the only species on Earth that knows how babies are made, and yet we are the only species whose sheer numbers threaten the existence of the only planet we can live on!

Goes to show you that it's the dumb ones who are multiplying.

Perhaps they thought that those boxes of condoms their families gave them were to make water balloons?

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15 Aug 2012, 9:05 am

lower i.q.=higher no.# of useless offspring


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15 Aug 2012, 9:45 am

Danmac is going to take advantage of this over population by getting a bunch of these children to work in his sweatshop, were they will make fake Armani clothes and Rolex watches for the black market.



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15 Aug 2012, 11:26 am

I am so upset, really upset, I want someone to come anf make me feel better, and all you can talk about is a load of random stuff that isn't true and doesn't make any sense!! !

Sometimes I wonder why I try at all.



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15 Aug 2012, 1:16 pm

Dear English Jess, this is the 'Say Something Rude' thread....we are just having fun being silly and snide and NOT making any sense!

Toss us a few insults, and you WILL feel better!

And it IS true; the world's overpopulation is directly attributable to dum-dums using their condoms for water balloon fights.....

Es Verdad!

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15 Aug 2012, 1:54 pm

Read my signature!! READ IT!! !

(There, was that rude enough for you)