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23 Dec 2006, 9:17 pm

trebrew

SANITY IS FOR THE WEAK!! !

Can anyone prove or disprove this claim?


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23 Dec 2006, 9:30 pm

Helen Hayes can.

Is Florida the capitol of Poland?


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23 Dec 2006, 9:41 pm

Well, we can work that out by applying simple laws of Literacy.

Wordsworth's first law- If both words share 4 or more letters, in a similar order, then both words must be closely linked.

Therefore, Florida is the capital of Poland.

What was Wordsworth's second law?


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24 Dec 2006, 9:44 am

That cheese is the fuel of the future.

Is Santa really a killer robot underneath that beard?


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24 Dec 2006, 10:12 am

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How I mine for fish?


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24 Dec 2006, 11:36 am

go t the best river, in the counrty.

Should I wear red, or green tomorrow?



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24 Dec 2006, 11:55 am

Whatever matches your shoes.

Or is it?



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24 Dec 2006, 12:06 pm

Kejif.

Lisrano?


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24 Dec 2006, 3:05 pm

Fish.

Why does this thread always degenerate into gibberish??


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24 Dec 2006, 3:21 pm

fgsfds

asdf?


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25 Dec 2006, 12:49 am

Ich haben keine anung! lol

Is Santa real?


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25 Dec 2006, 12:52 am

Yes, and he knows how bad you've been.

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25 Dec 2006, 9:12 am

Selrahc stole them.

Garlic?


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25 Dec 2006, 5:06 pm

Yes, please.

Parsley?



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25 Dec 2006, 6:05 pm

No, thanks.


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25 Dec 2006, 6:46 pm

Ffnord :(

Ffnord? :?


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