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23 Nov 2011, 7:02 pm

I am not tired and I do not wish everyone a good night!

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24 Nov 2011, 4:45 am

Most turkey farms in America have small wishing wells in the turkey's exercise yards; the birds toss in their coins and wish for Thanksgiving and Christmas to be cancelled.

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24 Nov 2011, 5:03 am

***The following posts are the TRUTH***

Zeldafan, with all due respect, this is a "blatant lie thread." Kinda works like the opposite of what we say here. So when I said those stuff about Bieber, those are all lies.

***End of TRUTH; back to BLATANT LIES***

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24 Nov 2011, 7:26 am

Toyota have recruited Trevor Bayliss to help design their new electric car. The prototype can go 1/4 mile on just 2 hours of hand cranking.

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24 Nov 2011, 9:04 am

Dear Imperious D, regarding your comment that the unspeakable Justin B. Is a god, may I point out that Coatlique and Quetzalcoatl certainly qualify as divinities, but have most unfortunate appetites for human sacrifice. Perhaps you were thinking of the hundreds of individuals around the world who threatened to cut off their own heads because they couldn't stand their teen-aged daughters playing JB's latest CD over and over.....Sylkat

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24 Nov 2011, 9:28 am

Sylkat: That could be one, but I was thinking about those teenagers who think ***it-who-must-not-be-named*** is a god.

I am a liar.

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24 Nov 2011, 11:23 am

Ford's new car is designed to be both safe and sexy. It is called the Ford Johnny.

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24 Nov 2011, 3:39 pm

As an example of extreme political correctness and sensitivity to the feelings of thousands of vegetarians and vegans and Jains in America, the Obamas will be dining on a turkey molded out of Tofu.

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24 Nov 2011, 3:43 pm

Everyone converts to Erisianism and Kimilsungism.

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24 Nov 2011, 3:52 pm

Dear D, Not in America, I'm afraid...here it is all opportunism and merciless-ambitionism...oops, this was supposed to be things NOT true! Sorry!

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24 Nov 2011, 6:31 pm

I'm not worried about Tequila or wondering where he is.

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24 Nov 2011, 6:44 pm

There is not even one documented case of indigestion in America today.

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24 Nov 2011, 6:49 pm

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24 Nov 2011, 6:53 pm

Sylkat wrote:

Dear Zeldafan, apparently you are the only resident of Planet Earth who does. No one else in the world even knows who he is.

I have no idea what you're talking about.

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24 Nov 2011, 6:53 pm

Don't know what the Martingdale System is...but if MerciXFaveur says it's profitable, I will invest one million € for each WP member...

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24 Nov 2011, 6:54 pm

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