Pyrite
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14 Jun 2012, 5:51 pm
Portal cake
No cake is above suspicion! Too many people on these forums know about Portal...
Damn, now I'm hungry...
Confection consumed. Crisis averted.
14 Jun 2012, 7:17 pm
Popping in again...did somebody say CAKE?!?!?! 
Pyrite
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14 Jun 2012, 7:23 pm
*sob*
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15 Jun 2012, 2:22 am
Yes but this cake is more likely to shoot you than you are to consume it.
Bad cake!
16 Jun 2012, 1:10 am
Still hungry?
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16 Jun 2012, 10:06 pm
Still hungry?
Urinal cakes = breath freshener?
17 Jun 2012, 2:37 am
They were saying not to eat the cake and this is what came to mind. 
17 Jun 2012, 4:31 am
Pyrite
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17 Jun 2012, 1:12 pm
Sylkat
Looks like it but the image link is:
http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb2 ... _cakes.JPG
Note the name of the image file.
I hope this post reaches you before you do anything you might regret.
17 Jun 2012, 2:35 pm
Yes but this cake is more likely to shoot you than you are to consume it.
Bad cake!
If it's holding a portal gun, I win, obviously. There has to be at least one portal in the room the cake is sitting in
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17 Jun 2012, 4:03 pm
I have some ribs.
Pyrite
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17 Jun 2012, 4:05 pm
Join the club.
17 Jun 2012, 8:56 pm
Stopping by, with my unpopular cloud floating around me.
Ribs and cake sound good but actually are ominous?
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17 Jun 2012, 9:00 pm
Ribs and cake sound good but actually are ominous?
The ribs are all that is left of the last person who tried to seek out and consume the cake.
When will people learn....
17 Jun 2012, 9:51 pm
GLaDOS, genetic lifeform and disc operating system: * buries ribs and lays companion cube on grave* 
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17 Jun 2012, 10:21 pm
"Frosting to frosting, crumbs to crumbs."
"Companion cube, even though I walk through the test chamber in the shadow of turrets I shall fear no evil for thou art with me (and bulletproof)."
"Amen"
*sniffs*
