Two truths and a lie

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I’m claustrophobic—so the feeling of you sleeping in that seat under your father’s butt created a little discord in my mind—but not much.

I’m thinking #3 is the Lie. It takes a very strong 3-year-old to carry multiple doors home.

It’s time for little Wolfmen to get their rest.

Last edited by kraftiekortie on 07 Jul 2018, 9:24 pm, edited 1 time in total.

1 is true. I'm quite certain I've mentioned this memory before.

2 is my lie. We did play and hide and seek on the boat, but we were forbidden to go inside the bench seats because they had heavy lids. Besides, there was lots of stuff stored inside them (that was their intended purpose). I think I got the "Let me out!" idea from Catherine's ghost calling "Let me in!" at the window in Wuthering Heights

3 is true. When I say I tried to carry the doors home I don't mean to imply that I was remotely successful. I couldn't move them at all, but I certainly tried. We caught 13 minnows that day and kept them in a plastic wash basin.

I. I've made it to the celebrity judges audition on American Idol before.
II. I've never been out of the country in my whole life.
III. When I was young, my first love was Jessica Rabbit.

1. Today (the 8th) is a former (best) friend's 26th birthday. Former unfortunately due to mistakes on my part.

2. I did not take $30 due to only showing up for work for about 20 minutes before being free to go back home, ergo not really working that day.

3. I've been spending my time viewing crash videos to understand what mistakes are being made.

#2?

Who is that a reply to?

I think 2

I think 2 on this one as well

Sorry, Kenya.

I think your Lie is #1—though I hope it isn’t.

Jessica is really a hot babe

I. This one is true. Back in 2011, I auditioned for American Idol for the first time and made it all the way up to the audition in front of the celebrity judges: Randy Jackson, Jennifer Lopez, and Steven Tyler. Though my audition was never shown and I never made it any further than that, I did appear in the background a couple of times in that episode and all my friends were posting on Facebook how they saw me on TV. I have plans to audition for it again later this year, hopefully making it further than just the auditions.

II. This one is also true. For my whole life, I've never been outside of America before. That being said, I have been around several areas of the country like Georgia, Oklahoma, New York, Pennsylvania (for my first American Idol audition), several states in the Midwest, and every state in New England among others.

III. This one is a lie. If I'm being completely honest, I've never found Jessica Rabbit to be that attractive. Even as a kid, I just found her design to be really weird, overexaggerated, and kind of gross actually. I know that this is probably a very controversial opinion, but that's just the impact it had on me. My real first love was actually a completely different redhead: Princess Ariel from The Little Mermaid. I had such a huge crush on her back then and even still now. She's also the reason behind my obsession/fascination with Mermaids.

Good luck with your next audition!
Yes, I agree that Ariel is much cuter than Jessica Rabbit. I think it's sad that Ariel had to give up her voice and her entire family to live with the guy (I forget his name) on land. If there was that much magic available, why couldn't the guy get magic fins and live in the water? He didn't have as much to lose. He didn't even have a big family on land.

1. I’ve had hot fantasies based upon Jessica Rabbit.

2. In actuality, I’ve never been really attracted sexually to a cartoon character.

3. I once felt attracted to the main (partial) male/female transsexual in the movie “The Crying Game.”

Is it the second one?

Please tell me it's 1. lol.

It’s #1 lol.

I think she’s attractive—but have never fantasized “like that” about Jessica Rabbit.

Here's one for the wolfman (Kortie), based on his last post:

1. I've had hot fantasies based on Charlie Brown.

2. In actuality, I've never been attracted to a cartoon character.

3. I have never seen The Crying Game.