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10 Feb 2006, 11:52 am

After researchin Kayne West, I've concluded that he is an extremely balanced, rational and well-rounded individual who isn't into self-aggrandizement at all.

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10 Feb 2006, 1:55 pm

Pi=3,14159265

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10 Feb 2006, 2:28 pm

Michelle Pfieffer is a little known Bollywood actress.

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10 Feb 2006, 4:52 pm

Jennifer Lopez has a big butt. :lol:

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11 Feb 2006, 1:33 am

The Beatles 45th Anniversary Reunion Tour failed because they couldn't dig up the two missing members.

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11 Feb 2006, 1:43 am

The three Gorges Dam in China is not causing controversy, the three Gorges Dam is not facing corruption problems and a lot of people are not, I repeat not being displaced by its construction

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12 Feb 2006, 9:01 pm

I'm wearing a REALLY sexy outfit right now.

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14 Feb 2006, 8:34 am

I looooove Valentine's Day! It's soooo romantic! It just makes me giddy with excitement! It's definately not just a comercial holiday to boost sales!

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15 Feb 2006, 5:19 am

Theres such a word as Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia

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15 Feb 2006, 8:46 am

Assassin wrote:

Theres such a word as Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia

Actually, there's not: http://www.phobiaguide.com/ And this web site does not prove that I didn't make it up.

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15 Feb 2006, 1:44 pm

lol

your new avatar isnt far to peerced

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19 Feb 2006, 11:19 pm

Salt water not only quenches your thirst, drinking excessive amounts of it also helps you to see the green Illuminati trolls that run the planet Earth from their chateau bunker in Northern France.

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20 Feb 2006, 8:29 pm

Keanu Reeves won the 2005 Best Actor Oscar for his critically acclaimed role of Skuzzy, the sex-crazed stoner in "Horny Little Devils II: Lost In New York". The New York Times called it "The feel good felt-up movie of the year."

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21 Feb 2006, 11:15 am

mjs2 is NOT hilarious and should NEVER even think about writing comedy for late-night TV shows, NOR hosting one, himself!! (totally NOT rolling on the floor, laughing-so-hard-I'm-wetting-myself!)

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21 Feb 2006, 11:53 am

I am very happy that my Internet connection is slower than I thought.

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21 Feb 2006, 2:00 pm

Before christianity, mankind lived a peaceful and idyllic existence without corruption, bigotry, or warfare.

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