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27 Jul 2006, 4:12 pm

because they taste good. as we grow up our taste change.

Why do people need two eyes, two ears but only one nose and mouth

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27 Jul 2006, 4:31 pm

Because we would look ugly with 2 monthes and we do have 2 nostrials dumdum.

If you have 2 dogs, each dog has 2 cats, each cat has 2 cows, each cow has 2 chicken, and each chicken lays 2 eggs, how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house.

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27 Jul 2006, 5:49 pm

You don't shingle a roof in pancakes, you do it with ginger bread.

Why are bosses always so grumpy?

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27 Jul 2006, 9:27 pm

They don't get any intimacy, because they're overtired from the long hours.

How come people have Nightmares, but they don't have Daymares?

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28 Jul 2006, 12:20 am

Only the Shadow knows

What happens when you Google Google?

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28 Jul 2006, 12:31 am

You get to go to the Google Plex

Why won't the engine on my bicycle start?

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28 Jul 2006, 8:51 am

You have to let the choke out!!

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?

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28 Jul 2006, 2:47 pm

Humantables!

If someone from Hamburg is known as a Hamburger, is it canibalism to eat one??

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28 Jul 2006, 11:55 pm

No. That would be gluttony.

How should I respond when my sushi winks at me?

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28 Jul 2006, 11:58 pm

Just go for it, dude. You know it totally wants you. And hey, who's ever going to find out?

If quizzes are quizzicle, then what are tests?

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29 Jul 2006, 5:09 am

A migrane headache!

Why do they call the drivers seat of an airplane a cockpit??

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29 Jul 2006, 11:51 am

Do humans have white and dark meat?

If so I'll have a Leg

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29 Jul 2006, 12:57 pm

cecilfienkelstien wrote:

Do humans have white and dark meat?

Sorry, it's strictly gray matter with humans ... they're all the same, through and through.

When the birds raid my beans sprouts as they are just starting to grow, does the gas they get help them fly?

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29 Jul 2006, 3:57 pm

Birds must eat their weight in bean sproats daily to achieve the critical mass to take off and gain flight worthyness

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it is called a cockpit because airline pilots are a bunch of cocky know it all types, hence the name

my dumb question is it hot enough for ya?

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29 Jul 2006, 5:52 pm

cecilfienkelstien wrote:

Do humans have white and dark meat?

If so I'll have a Leg

YOU DID'NT ANSWER THE QUESTION!!

PARTY FOUL!! MINUS 15 YARDS, REPEAT THE DOWN!!

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29 Jul 2006, 7:05 pm

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it is called a cockpit because airline pilots are a bunch of cocky know it all types, hence the name

No, it is called a cockpit because all pilots have secret tattoos of cockerels in their armpits, done as part of an initiation when they sit their pilot's exams.

My question: Why does my nose run when I stand still?

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