I dunno.
Love me or hate me, it's still an obsession.
Love me or hate me, that is the question.
If you love me then thank you!
If you hate me then .... you!
I'm fat, I need a diet.
No, in fact I'm just here lying
but I write all the best disses.
but I don't walk around like this.
I wear a big baggy t-shirt that hides
Never had my nails done.
Bite them down until they're numb.
Now I don't really give a....Ugh!
Like a high maintenance chick missin' her diamonds.
I'm that funky little monkey with the tiniest ears.
Whoops, might burp in ya face,
A little unlady-like,
What can I say?
Well oh gosh I'm not posh, me, I wear odd socks.
I do what I'm doing, yeah!
So everybody's entitled to opinions,
I open my mouth and I got millions.
I'm the middle kid, the riddle kid,
I'll make you giggle till your sick
Cause my nose jiggles while I spit.
Yeah I do have some stories
And its true I want all the glory.
Go on then, come on support me,
So I can't dance and I really can't sing.
I can only do one thing
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Go die in a ditch if you're a b*tch, if you're a jerk, go to work, if you're just mean, flee the scene, and if you're rude, go ahead and intrude because you're probably just like me.