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IPods walking down the street, bumping into oak trees.

Sylkat

sheep come a crosslight diamonds diamonds.

WP bullies leaving me alone.

All elephant and rhino poachers suddenly turn into small insects.


Sylkat

Don't think about it, just think it.

Seeing may be believing, but believing can be seeing.

Sylkat

pink wearing all black

I made a complaint to my building administrator about the aliens who send messages through the buzzing in my fridge being to loud. He said he really can't do anything about that and I should issue a formal complaint to local police. When I got to the precinct I had to wait in line for about half an hour. I passed the time looking at a photo reproduction of Dali's painting with melting watches qointly hung in the waiting room. Dali's a surrealist, so here you go.

People, walking down the sidewalk, listening to their iTunes on their iPhones. Me, being highly impartial to all forms of iCrap and all forms of people, mowing them down with the oak trees I have instead of arms. Back when I was failing as a two armed artist I scratched a picture of Magritte wearing a Dali moustache into the oaks that where to replace them. Thought it funny at the time, now I just look at my blood soaked oaks and think to myself: "surreal...".

Dali always wished that he could paint like Norman Rockwell.



Sylkat

Babies having sex.

So true.

A snail winning the Indy 500.

Riot police on nebulous ostriches fighting demons on the motorway whilst a silver storm brews under the ocean. Everyone's wearing purple plastic hats to the wedding of the old moon and the new moon. Last night I saw them in one another's arms. This means I'm smoking opium with the Angel of Satellite Television somewhere off the coast of Scotland.

My work is undone here. Go polish your earnestness.

Edit: I didn't realize that Salvador Dali had already been discussed in the last page when I posted this, but it fits.

Me being perfect & socially confident, as well as knowing exactly what to say. Also not feeling one bit socially awkward.