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25 Feb 2015, 12:18 am

when you burp, the San Andreas fault slips r inches to the east. r = number of eggs eaten that day.


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25 Feb 2015, 12:28 am

when your alimentary gasses are roiling, your neighbors close their windows.



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25 Feb 2015, 1:15 pm

when your alimentary gasses are roiling, you knock yourself down unconscious! :P



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25 Feb 2015, 3:40 pm

when your alimentary gasses are roiling, it rushes up to your brain's linguistic center and all your latin skills degenerate from classical to vulgate.



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26 Feb 2015, 12:12 am

you communicate to the neighbors in shibboleths.


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26 Feb 2015, 12:14 am

your patron saint is sheb wooley



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26 Feb 2015, 12:33 am

you and the holy trinity were stranded during a vacation in tveria.

you use the heart of jesus to start your car.


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26 Feb 2015, 12:36 am

your blasphemies are as buttermilk.



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26 Feb 2015, 12:51 am

they call you the sandman because you like to put people to sleep. :jester:


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26 Feb 2015, 12:53 am

your nocturnal snores have a melodious quality



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26 Feb 2015, 2:23 pm

your nocturnal snores wake YOU up!



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26 Feb 2015, 2:28 pm

your nocturnal snores are diurnal.



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26 Feb 2015, 2:34 pm

your dream about your nocturnal snores while napping. 8O



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26 Feb 2015, 2:39 pm

your snores make small objects in your room levitate and dance in mid-air.



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26 Feb 2015, 2:40 pm

you have nightmares about geing trapped in SMORES


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26 Feb 2015, 2:47 pm

when you fart, you blame it on julie :evil: