Light heartedness for the current crisis

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03 Apr 2020, 3:07 am

Thanks to everyone contributing with on topic lighthearted responses.

Have some cake

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An enterprising farmer has made his own face mask by adapting a bra.

Matty Behan, 64, is certainly cup to the challenge of protecting himself and those around him from coronavirus by stocking up on essentials.

But the one thing he couldn’t get was a face mask but while in a local shop he had his eureka moment.

Matt, from Gorey, Co Wexford, said: "I came upon them and the thought just struck me.

“Now I have a face mask, two in fact.

“I went to a self-pay counter so there was no lady behind the counter.

“I held the bra close so it was all done quietly.
“I got two masks for the price of one. The bra cost €10 so I got a mask for a fiver!”

You cant make this stuff up lol.
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03 Apr 2020, 5:19 am

^ Up until this pandemic I genuinely believed that spring break was a film/tv conceit... and not a real world event! :lol:

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03 Apr 2020, 5:24 am

Amity wrote:

Thanks to everyone contributing with on topic lighthearted responses.

Have some cake

For only the most discerning a***holes. :wink:

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03 Apr 2020, 10:46 am

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Today was the first time I was happy to have propulsive diarrhea, it is not a COVID-19 symptom.

Hate to ruin your joke, but diarrhea can be a symptom of Covid-19. About 30% gets it, apparently. Stomach ache for as many as 8 days have also been reported. It's been seen often enough here that doctors have been told to look out for it.

Don't worry, the Corona Virus won't last long... It was made in China.

Since everybody has now started washing their hands, the peanuts at the bar have lost their taste.

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03 Apr 2020, 3:56 pm

Recently found a half-full bottle (not 'half-empty' -- an optimist's advocate) of mouthwash almost one-year beyond it's expiration date.

With current events requiring us to improvise & be ever more resourceful, I've been applying this to the toilet after..........each use. Now the bottle of (expired date) mouthwash is one-tenth full (again - not 90 percent empty - the optimist). :lol: My toilet never smelled so breath-fresh!! :lol:

:lol: :lol: So glad the above light-heartedness........PASSES THE SMELL-TEST!! :lol: :lol:

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03 Apr 2020, 4:22 pm

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03 Apr 2020, 4:24 pm

Muslim girls

Facemasking before it was cool

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03 Apr 2020, 5:01 pm

One day more!

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03 Apr 2020, 6:45 pm

Skilpadde wrote:

ASPartOfMe wrote:

Today was the first time I was happy to have propulsive diarrhea, it is not a COVID-19 symptom.

So far no other symptoms and today was "quiet". Back to the laughs.

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lolololol.......... :roll:

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