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28 Jan 2007, 11:27 pm

Only if it's made out of wood.

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29 Jan 2007, 12:41 am

I don't know, and I don't know how many people actually do.

Is this a silly question?


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29 Jan 2007, 12:52 am

no.


why is baloney(sp?) round but bread is.... i dont even know the word for that shape. almost square with a funny top? (thats a question w/in a question)



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29 Jan 2007, 1:01 am

Why is baloney round whilst bread is that strange shape?

'Cause there is so much baloney around!

But why is the bread that shape?



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29 Jan 2007, 1:11 am

Because it was bred that way.

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29 Jan 2007, 1:18 am

Yes.


Who?



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29 Jan 2007, 1:34 am

That fellow in your closet.

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29 Jan 2007, 5:01 am

Hoorahville wrote:
That fellow in your closet.

What's the deal with Bob Saget? My sister used to say that all the time.


He's the guy from full house and america's funniest home videos.

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29 Jan 2007, 9:22 am

By Woking.

Why am I so happy lately?



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29 Jan 2007, 9:58 am

When it comes to something like that...

Why ask why?


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29 Jan 2007, 10:20 am

to get an answer

why would you want an answer?



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29 Jan 2007, 10:24 am

So you can ask something else.

Why are people from Ireland Irish but people from Iceland not Icish?



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29 Jan 2007, 10:30 am

becasue they pronounce it eeessland and thought eeeesssslanders would throw the english speakers a curve and totally befuddle the Islanders..

because they love baseball.

Why does the T.V. tell my 'e' visions? What is my "e"?


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29 Jan 2007, 10:33 am

you'll know the day you find your manual


can i have one too?



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29 Jan 2007, 10:45 am

Absolutely! I'll order double copies.


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29 Jan 2007, 11:01 am

:D