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28 Nov 2011, 1:14 am

auntblabby wrote:

i like to do my nails and makeup, doll myself up in a slinky red dress all in drag, and go down to the local honky tonk, get on the dance floor and shake my steatopiguous booty on teetering high heels to the amusement of the local yahoos

This did not make me laugh whatsoever. I spit no Kool Ade onto my keyboard. I do not hold the OP of this personally responsible in any way for lack of spit warning. ;-)

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28 Nov 2011, 1:16 am

I have 5 piercings in each ear.

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28 Nov 2011, 1:22 am

i have 5 piercings each cheek, in my rear.

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28 Nov 2011, 1:27 am

I am not worried that the original poster will change the subject of this thread to, "Post a secret truth about yourself."

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28 Nov 2011, 5:06 am

auntblabby wrote:

i have 5 piercings each cheek, in my rear.

Nice! That doesn't hurt now, does it?

kevinjh wrote:

I am not worried that the original poster will change the subject of this thread to, "Post a secret truth about yourself."

Given that premise, I am not having the slightest idea that someone will make such a thread like that.

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28 Nov 2011, 5:09 am

theimperiousdork wrote:

auntblabby wrote:

i have 5 piercings each cheek, in my rear.

Nice! That doesn't hurt now, does it?

kevinjh wrote:

I am not worried that the original poster will change the subject of this thread to, "Post a secret truth about yourself."

Given that premise, I am not having the slightest idea that someone will make such a thread like that.

I will definitely make that thread.

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28 Nov 2011, 6:54 am

Actually, as exquisitely literal as most Aspies and Auties are, as soon as three or more posts were made to that thread, someone would point out that since the truths were no longer secret, they must be deleted as soon as posted....Sylkat

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28 Nov 2011, 9:11 am

auntblabby wrote:

:lmao: Me too!

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