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Yes it will

Will I ever fly an Aerospatial Dauphin S2?

No, it is merely a figment of Sean Penn's imagination.

Should I play the lottery.

Only if you want to win the bucks for a Sopwith Camel


Are Wallace and Grommit real?

Yes, they are visitors from the claymation dimension.

Should I do something that makes me giggle for more than fifteen seconds?

Absolutely, but in private


Why do cats meow?

Most cats in captivity believe themselves to be in a state of perpetual kittenhood. Meowing is the kittens way of letting their mother know there is some need that must be met.

'Love your motto!
Had no queerie.
So I will psot one:

How do they get the gooey stuff inside a chockie cherry?

you first make sure you're seated on a blue chair, than you comb your hair cause cherries won't cooperate if you don't and then in one single trait shwfswiewtsssjjjjj and its done


would you mind me to wish you a happy thursday ?

Thursday is teh pwn!

SoS?

no

When does Midnight Mass start on Christmas Eve?

oh dark hundred, Imbolc morn

Why is there an Easter Bunny?

Because there isn't a Christmas Bunny.

Will I become a Milliionaire for Life, this month?

You will never become a millionaire unless you develop a carefully planned investment strategy.

Should I be pursuing women at my age?

Men pursue women in wheelchairs in nursing homes. It works out. Why not?

Why do people lie about themselves to other people, AND then believe their own lies?

i don't think a random discussion requires that ...


are married people happier than single ones ?


edit: grr, this is the 2nd time i'm to slow to post ... this was mr mark's -now double- answer

Married people appear to be happier.

Why does the full moon affect me so much?