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I shook Satan's hand last night. (:eew:) I asked to join to the club, and he said "NO! We're best friends. Two of my buddies never, ever cursed you." Oh! I don't have paranoid phases either! I have perfect vision, and the things I see are consistantly the same. I hear voices talking to me out loud and in my head, saying I should step infront of a bus and die. People always believe what I tell them about. No inner conflict and dirt here, folks. I spell all my words pefectly 100% of the time.

Water in the ear does not act like a nice, hidden earplug.

michelle obama wants to marry me and have my kids.

The French government is sending me an Airbus A380 as a Christmas gift.

Someone did not post a fake quote pyramid in the rude thread.

I did not just eat lunch and then a pile of 8 cookies.

The test broadcast was a huge failure.

Mtn 13 really, really wants to share the rest of her cookies with me.
If they are homemade cookies, I'll be right over, drooling! Sylkat

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Cookies do not especially interest me, and homemade cookies are just a total bore. Sylkat

I am not trying to start a micronation focused on those on the spectrum!

Pluto is not the name of a planet OR a dog. It is all stupid rubbish.

That was not half-true depending on your view of planets.

I have just eaten lunch with a can of tea.

I did not find my 16 GB flash drive (which is not actually 15 GB).

Dear Kyle, Pluto will always be a planet, as far as I am concerned. He was a member of the solar system for so long, he's done nothing wrong, he should not be kicked out, after all, he's still there. This does NOT constitute anthropomorphism. Sylkat

I haven't been lmao at all these comments.