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26 May 2019, 1:43 pm

Discombobulated was my state of mind two weeks ago. Now I'm beginning to recover from that.



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26 May 2019, 2:03 pm

I got a big exam in 2 weeks and I am not ready.........

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26 May 2019, 5:11 pm

What's on my mind...? Skin with some hair? :D



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26 May 2019, 6:55 pm

Noise really drives me crazy. I got used to living outside and I'm having a hard time adjusting to indoor life.


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26 May 2019, 10:24 pm

For all those who told me "You don't live in Africa!" to shoot down my feelings as a human, f**k you.



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26 May 2019, 10:49 pm

Government benefit

Government job

Military, librarians, mailman ,teacher, politician, USDA, NASA Ames , FDA, Child Protective services, IRS, CIA, FBI, cops,

PGE, ebmud,

Border patrol


Milkshake

Ice cream

Drama

Theater


As usual ate way too much shot

Gastric bypass surgery

Liposuction

Body wants to gain weight and eat more

Resistance, resignation

Landslide,

Playground



:ninja:

:mrgreen:


Sunk costs

Effort justification

Homophobia

Panhandling

"Miscommunication"



Freudian slip

Misleading

Executive processing dysfunction

Alzheimer's

Amnesia

Gavin Grimm

Courage

Incoherent

Disoriented


Idiots act like so many things are funny, they are extremely funny, everything should be funny


Not many things are funny

They are not that funny

Nor should they be


Indulge


Nobody will ever make the mistake of hiring my worthless corpse ever again

f**k mister redelings

False hope

False memory

Bloated

Brain feels damaged or something


f**k Sarah (today) for laughing when I was itchy

It could have been scabies and contagious

Stupid b***h


A couple of weeks ago she was bawling her ugly lil head off

Her husband injured her

Domestic violence

Allegedly

:roll:


Kayla feder b***h told Sarah she could sleep in the women's dressing room

Until May 15

Then uchi deshi


Sarah b***h looks totally enthusiastic, captivated, all that stupid BS


Aikido is not special, at least. Not any more than anything else is , special



Dr Butler shook my hand three times

:roll:

Germs

Nobody told me to wait for Dr Butler

What confused me was she left the room and came back with another Dr

"Just to say hi"

You are earning $$$$$$$, Dr orasco McFarland and Dr Butler

Not to socialize


Earn your salary , b***h



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27 May 2019, 3:30 am

... Now my biological clock wakes at 4PM.


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27 May 2019, 4:38 am

Why isn't oatmeal used as a condiment?



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27 May 2019, 11:35 am

Grief, bitterness, rage, resentment, no escape, no improvement only worse, worse, worse.



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27 May 2019, 5:05 pm

EzraS wrote:
Why isn't oatmeal used as a condiment?

... Why not?


Claradoon wrote:
Grief, bitterness, rage, resentment, no escape, no improvement only worse, worse, worse.

I can relate more with the latter most...


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27 May 2019, 5:15 pm

Enjoy this auditory illusion.

http://www.fallingfalling.com/


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27 May 2019, 5:22 pm

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Enjoy this auditory illusion.

http://www.fallingfalling.com/

Something getting lower and lower... Without actually going lower. :lol:


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27 May 2019, 5:28 pm

Edna3362 wrote:
blackicmenace wrote:
Enjoy this auditory illusion.

http://www.fallingfalling.com/

Something getting lower and lower... Without actually going lower. :lol:

Shepard tone. :)


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27 May 2019, 10:41 pm

Way too many idiots fancy themselves court jesters

Knight, page, squire

Moat, castle, dungeon

Death row for thirty years

Bikes and pedestrian do not have right of way, but driver's have to take :evil: due diligence :twisted:

Bridge

Gap, synapse, dendrite

Interrogation, cross examination

Allergic to polyester

Polymer

Sarah b***h laughed at me yesterday when I was scratching. Allergic to Rolando

Stupid c**t

:roll:

"Most people" act like that

Not many things are funny

They are not that funny

Nor should they be

:mrgreen: I don't have to talk about depression

But psychologist and doctors do

Private practice

PPO

Notary public

Suicide

Grand canyon and Niagara falls in a barrel

Some penis like Warren, act like everything surprising or frustrating to someone, is hilarious


Laughing so hard he's gasping for air

Breadth

Breath

Breasts




s**t I get paranoid because I know that if ozben felek b***h were to have brought Fido to the dojo and I was screaming. And Warren was in the building, Warren would have laughed his genius lil head off


While I have heart attack


"Life" has been over

Destroyed since 21. Structural engineer

But maybe before that

:mrgreen:

Homophobia

Take your dog to work day

Autism

:D


It's not like, if I were to have gotten BS structural engineering, then I would have been just like mister redelings


Mister redelings was also a skinny smart handsome cisgender neurotypical white man

So it is not. Controlled experiment



Doomed

No hope


Counselor try to make you feel better by asking what your ideal job is

:roll:


But I am 36 and too old and incompetence to sit around fantasizing about ideal job

"Beggars can't be choosers"


Dr Butler tried to encourage me to get a boyfriend

What the flying f**k?


Follow me around one day and you won't expect me to get a boyfriend










:mrgreen:



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28 May 2019, 4:08 am

blooiejagwa wrote:
cathylynn wrote:
auntblabby wrote:
back barking at me. :|


does heat help?


haha I thought people were actually barking at Auntblabby or there was a dog called Back who was barking
until I read cathylynn's response and tried to understand what she meant.

a dog named "back" :lmao: :lol: :D



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28 May 2019, 2:02 pm

People questioning the legitimacy of my service dog and making disparaging remarks because he got startled by another service dog coming up behind him :roll: Yes, I know he shouldn't have done that (and we got him outside the moment he started barking), but he's still a dog, not a robot. The other service dog's person was very understanding, but other people were making comments like that.

He's typically very protective of me, because one of his trainers let his protectiveness go unchecked, and we just got him back a few hours ago after a few days of vacation, which probably didn't help any. This is something we're working on, but sudden encounters like that are hard to train for.


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