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asperion
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07 Feb 2007, 2:12 am

Because Daniel Webster asked you to.

Did vikings used to steal cars?

lemon
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07 Feb 2007, 5:37 am

yeah, but not anymore

are you living the same day?

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07 Feb 2007, 8:40 am

I used to live the day after, but they kicked me out for not liking olives.

Why stormtroopers wear armor if you can beat them in just one shot?

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07 Feb 2007, 1:56 pm

Because it makes them look cool!

How could she not know that?

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07 Feb 2007, 3:10 pm

The same way ice won't melt in the cold.

Cats. What are they up to?

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07 Feb 2007, 5:24 pm

They are part of the Evil-Warmonger-Climate-changer-Tremere-Zionist-Feline-Corporated-Conspiration to take over the world. Kids are teached this at 2nd grade, man :lol:

I've seen something moving in a tree near my home. Should I take a look?

Endersdragon wrote:

Because it makes them look cool!

How could she not know that?

BTW, it's "he"

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07 Feb 2007, 5:32 pm

Only if it is not too disturbing. Ohterwise get under the blankie.

How can anyone face normalacy on a day to day basis?

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07 Feb 2007, 5:33 pm

we cannot. we must either dig a hole and put a rock on top of it or wear 17th century costumes and speak hindi.

Why does my antiseptic mouth rinse taste like muffins?

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07 Feb 2007, 5:37 pm

It doesn't, your antiseptic mouthwash has damaged your taste buds making everything taste like everything else.

Why keep going?

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07 Feb 2007, 5:38 pm

Answer-Question: Why not?

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07 Feb 2007, 5:43 pm

It's impossible.

Why not give up?

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07 Feb 2007, 6:12 pm

Because it is so adictive.

Why haven't the Empire engineers invented any kind of artillery?

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08 Feb 2007, 2:01 am

they were playing with lego

what is your season?

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08 Feb 2007, 5:54 am

Where are all the good aspie guys? (in my age group)

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08 Feb 2007, 6:09 am

There's one that might fit right, but it's about 10,000 miles away... :roll: I've been in California once though.

Why people love chocolate so much? (Me included)

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08 Feb 2007, 6:17 am

lemon wrote:

they were playing with lego

what is your season?

Sakura Season (I'll let you guess what that is)

(Since shades didn't answer, I have to).

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