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Raph522
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16 Feb 2007, 10:55 pm

Sir_Sefirot wrote:

There's one that might fit right, but it's about 10,000 miles away... :roll:

I've been in California once though.

Why people love chocolate so much? (Me included)

because it tastes good
why do cats purr?

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16 Feb 2007, 11:06 pm

Because they don't have the articulation to say "Icky-icky f'tang me-wop broooo"

How high can a swallow fly?

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16 Feb 2007, 11:39 pm

Who cares??? (lol)

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17 Feb 2007, 12:44 am

The exploding parrot of neptune.

Where did you find your coconuts?

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17 Feb 2007, 8:52 am

under the table

what am i looking at?

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17 Feb 2007, 12:01 pm

something under the table.

Why am i so good at headshots

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17 Feb 2007, 1:30 pm

because you are related to fps_doug

why does my cats breath smell like cat food?

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17 Feb 2007, 1:31 pm

Because they eat dog food. It mixes.

Why do I like S.O.A.D?

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18 Feb 2007, 12:46 am

It has perfect elbows.

Why am i still awake?

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18 Feb 2007, 4:15 am

cause everytime you almost fall asleep you first want to check whether no-one is hiding under your bed

who likes cabbage?

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18 Feb 2007, 6:03 am

Satan, so if you like cabbage you're going to Hell.
Why did I just put a thumbtack in my eye?

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18 Feb 2007, 9:28 am

to kill yourself

Off My Hero, in one episode, why was Thermoman (George Sunday) pregnant with baby Gorrilla?

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25 Feb 2007, 6:27 pm

cause he ate too much tomatos

why is the sky blue?

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25 Feb 2007, 6:35 pm

THE BLUE MEANIES ARE COMING!! !! !

Why are there five beatles?

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26 Feb 2007, 1:58 am

because there aren't four.
if I add my cat and a Reese's peanut butter cup together what do I get?

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26 Feb 2007, 3:17 am

chinese food

can you stop it from raining?

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