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28 Sep 2006, 6:34 pm

Granted, but this is because your room now reeks of rotting fish.

I wish I had a purple alien-puppy.


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28 Sep 2006, 6:38 pm

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Granted, but it's on fire (better put it out fast!)

I wish my cat would come visit me in my room every once in a while...


I try on your thing....

SolaCatella wrote:
Granted, but this is because your room now reeks of rotting fish.

I wish I had a purple alien-puppy.



Granted but it's evil. and you have to li ve on another planet to have it. I wish I had a pack of skittles...



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28 Sep 2006, 9:25 pm

GRANTED!! ! But thay come in the flavors of: Barf, booger, fart and armpit.

I wish I was cool like James Dean.


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28 Sep 2006, 9:45 pm

*sigh* Your wish is granted, but your as cool as James Dean in a Blizzard.

Edit: I wish I had some good music to listen to right now.



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28 Sep 2006, 10:22 pm

Granted!! I have a coppy of "Hellen Ready, the Las Vegas Years" I'll drive it up to Ventura just for you!! !

I wish I won "Mega Millions"


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28 Sep 2006, 11:34 pm

Granted! You just won Mega Millions of earthworms!

I wish the next poster would wish for me.


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29 Sep 2006, 1:10 am

Do you really think I will wish for something good to happen to you?

I wish KABABZ's hair was on fire.



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29 Sep 2006, 1:13 am

Granted, but I'm not KABABZ, I'm KBABZ. Besides, my wish would've been corrupted anyway!

I wish the Red Dwarf movie was out now.


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29 Sep 2006, 1:17 am

My mother shoots you in the face for no reason.

I wish I could pay more attention.



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29 Sep 2006, 11:00 am

wish granted but the subject goes stupid

I wish I had onion rings hold the onions



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29 Sep 2006, 3:50 pm

the rings are bombs.

I wish my dreams were less weird.



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29 Sep 2006, 4:28 pm

Granted, but you'll have to meditate for three hours before bed.

I wish to go 27 days without spending items for myself that have nothing to do with healthy food, or $60 worth of Lottery Tickets.



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29 Sep 2006, 6:42 pm

Wish granted, but someone suddenly kills you in a freak unicycle accident.



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29 Sep 2006, 6:44 pm

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Wish granted, but someone suddenly kills you in a freak unicycle accident.


You did'nt post a wish!

MINUS 15 YARD REPEAT THE DOWN! :wink:



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29 Sep 2006, 6:45 pm

oh...yes...and how did you know where i'm from? slightly creepy. I wish I had some good cereal...



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29 Sep 2006, 6:50 pm

After you eat it all you find out that it's your uncle's scab collection.

I wish I had a 6 foot long katana.