01 Dec 2011, 11:40 am
Dear Melvin, Kittens can't pick their noses. They don't have fingers.
Dear swbluto, you are just doing that to impress us. Humph. Sylkat 
01 Dec 2011, 12:12 pm
Icyclan wrote:
kevinjh wrote:
MrXxx wrote:
Sylkat wrote:
Dear MrXxx, since there are MANY Aspergians posting here, and since there over 57,000 members of WP, you should refer to us not as "pile of guano", but, rather, 'piles', plural.
Poor old soul, can't even insult people properly. We're going to wind up being nice to him, out of compassion for his ineptitude. Sylkat.
P.S. Sylkat did not 'elude' to anyone's superior intellect. She alluded. She does that frequently.
Poor old soul, can't even insult people properly. We're going to wind up being nice to him, out of compassion for his ineptitude. Sylkat.
P.S. Sylkat did not 'elude' to anyone's superior intellect. She alluded. She does that frequently.
I said GUANO, not turd. A turd is singular. The pile of turds is also singular. Geez, get your facts straight! If you're going to pick on the details, get the details right for gosh sake!57,000?
That explains the stench kevinjh alluded to earlier. In French too! Impressive little twit. I bet he thought I wouldn't understand it too. Pox on him. Little did he know.
I found a youtube video of him. I never knew he was on TV!
No, you the twit*!
In fact, 35% of your DNA bases consist of deoxyguanosine monophosphate, also known as guanine (derived from the term for guanosine, derived from stercus aviumque vespertilionum)! How many species have THAT much? 
* The scansion for this insult is actually poor. You may notice it if you exaggerate your intonation while reading it (or not!**)
** If you were offended by this, go to the first double asterisk.
I think your oil needs changing, robot boy.
The only, "oil," that needs changing is the ILE3 in oxytocin. It should have been a LEU3 instead. Take THAT!
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01 Dec 2011, 1:00 pm
Sylkat wrote:
Dear Melvin, Kittens can't pick their noses. They don't have fingers.
Dear swbluto, you are just doing that to impress us. Humph. Sylkat
Dear swbluto, you are just doing that to impress us. Humph. Sylkat
Maybe I'm doing it to point out something cool?
But, I guess if my "pointing out something cool" abilities are rather impressive, and give that impression I'm trying to impress, than I could understand your view.
Kevin: Your dog looks like a banshee and you regularly howl at the moon! *scoff*
01 Dec 2011, 1:27 pm
kevinjh wrote:
Icyclan wrote:
kevinjh wrote:
MrXxx wrote:
Sylkat wrote:
Dear MrXxx, since there are MANY Aspergians posting here, and since there over 57,000 members of WP, you should refer to us not as "pile of guano", but, rather, 'piles', plural.
Poor old soul, can't even insult people properly. We're going to wind up being nice to him, out of compassion for his ineptitude. Sylkat.
P.S. Sylkat did not 'elude' to anyone's superior intellect. She alluded. She does that frequently.
Poor old soul, can't even insult people properly. We're going to wind up being nice to him, out of compassion for his ineptitude. Sylkat.
P.S. Sylkat did not 'elude' to anyone's superior intellect. She alluded. She does that frequently.
I said GUANO, not turd. A turd is singular. The pile of turds is also singular. Geez, get your facts straight! If you're going to pick on the details, get the details right for gosh sake!57,000?
That explains the stench kevinjh alluded to earlier. In French too! Impressive little twit. I bet he thought I wouldn't understand it too. Pox on him. Little did he know.
I found a youtube video of him. I never knew he was on TV!
No, you the twit*!
In fact, 35% of your DNA bases consist of deoxyguanosine monophosphate, also known as guanine (derived from the term for guanosine, derived from stercus aviumque vespertilionum)! How many species have THAT much? * The scansion for this insult is actually poor. You may notice it if you exaggerate your intonation while reading it (or not!**)
** If you were offended by this, go to the first double asterisk.
I think your oil needs changing, robot boy.
The only, "oil," that needs changing is the ILE3 in oxytocin. It should have been a LEU3 instead. Take THAT!
Actually, on second thought, PHE3 would also be a good choice, especially if a LEU8 was changed into an ARG8.
swbluto wrote:
Sylkat wrote:
Dear Melvin, Kittens can't pick their noses. They don't have fingers.
Dear swbluto, you are just doing that to impress us. Humph. Sylkat
Dear swbluto, you are just doing that to impress us. Humph. Sylkat
Maybe I'm doing it to point out something cool?
But, I guess if my "pointing out something cool" abilities are rather impressive, and give that impression I'm trying to impress, than I could understand your view.
Kevin: Your dog looks like a banshee and you regularly howl at the moon! *scoff*
I have no dog and I dislike dogs for their odors, noisiness, disgusting tendencies, ability to hear my high-frequency communications, causing allergies, destructive natures, and entering my room without being allowed. Harumph!
01 Dec 2011, 1:34 pm
swbluto wrote:
Sylkat wrote:
Dear Melvin, Kittens can't pick their noses. They don't have fingers.
Dear swbluto, you are just doing that to impress us. Humph. Sylkat
Dear swbluto, you are just doing that to impress us. Humph. Sylkat
Maybe I'm doing it to point out something cool?
But, I guess if my "pointing out something cool" abilities are rather impressive, and give that impression I'm trying to impress, than I could understand your view.
Kevin: Your dog looks like a banshee and you regularly howl at the moon! *scoff*
A warm turd in the snow makes an impression too.
01 Dec 2011, 1:53 pm
Dear swbluto, Since you created something admittedly impressive (all right, VERY impressive), and shared it on the 'Say Something Rude' thread, I thought that that fruit of your brilliance was being used to intimidate. if you were actually being nice, I am bewildered and even more impressed. If you were sharing and being nice, I apologize.
Dear kevin,no wonder swb is confused, you never told him about your pet banshee and now the guy thinks you have a dog! Sylkat
Dear MrXxx, The snow holds MANY secrets. At least until the spring thaw....Sylkat
01 Dec 2011, 1:59 pm
Sylkat wrote:
Dear swbluto, Since you created something admittedly impressive (all right, VERY impressive), and shared it on the 'Say Something Rude' thread, I thought that that fruit of your brilliance was being used to intimidate. if you were actually being nice, I am bewildered and even more impressed. If you were sharing and being nice, I apologize.
Dear kevin,no wonder swb is confused, you never told him about your pet banshee and now the guy thinks you have a dog! Sylkat
Dear MrXxx, The snow holds MANY secrets. At least until the spring thaw....Sylkat
Dear kevin,no wonder swb is confused, you never told him about your pet banshee and now the guy thinks you have a dog! Sylkat
Dear MrXxx, The snow holds MANY secrets. At least until the spring thaw....Sylkat
The banshee is howling on someone's rooftop. Oops....
01 Dec 2011, 2:46 pm
01 Dec 2011, 3:16 pm
01 Dec 2011, 5:19 pm
01 Dec 2011, 5:22 pm
Dear Sluice, That was a GOOD one, I may steal it!
Dear Kevin, You must be a lot tougher and aggressive than I had pictured you, to have caged a genuine (and exceedingly nasty) Irish banshee, and brought it (Him? Her?) to America; Any problems with the neighbors over the howling?
Back to topic:
When kevin's banshee has it's litter, he will ship one each to the top posters on WP....Sylkat
01 Dec 2011, 8:17 pm
Dear Melvin-z, May I Please, Please, PLEASE use that sometime? Sylkat
01 Dec 2011, 8:32 pm
01 Dec 2011, 8:39 pm
Sylkat wrote:
Dear Sluice, That was a GOOD one, I may steal it!
Dear Kevin, You must be a lot tougher and aggressive than I had pictured you, to have caged a genuine (and exceedingly nasty) Irish banshee, and brought it (Him? Her?) to America; Any problems with the neighbors over the howling?
Back to topic:
When kevin's banshee has it's litter, he will ship one each to the top posters on WP....Sylkat
Dear Kevin, You must be a lot tougher and aggressive than I had pictured you, to have caged a genuine (and exceedingly nasty) Irish banshee, and brought it (Him? Her?) to America; Any problems with the neighbors over the howling?
Back to topic:
When kevin's banshee has it's litter, he will ship one each to the top posters on WP....Sylkat
I did have to declare foreign goods. The banshee was a bit more cooperative than the nuckelavee (biohazard), the Grim Reaper (sharp objects), the wyrm (exotic/critically endangered), the elf (suspected kidnapping), or the salamander (explosive/flammable material) and she already had the good appearances to charm the officers.
[There is a real dog, but it is not mine and it is very, very dumb.]
01 Dec 2011, 8:41 pm
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