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A butterdog - a dog with giant butterfly wings that flies around the way that butterflies do.

It's raining buttons!

Sylkat

The idea of perfection was created by imperfect beings.

What is your vibrator's philosophy on life?

I want a leather casserole served with the blood of 17 spacehoppers.

It's a bizarre confluence of events which has no philosophical underpinnings but act solely as a reminder that the deep thinkers are the ones that can call others names in the course of a debate.

All Scientologists shall convert to Christian Science at 10:17 A.M., Dublin time, next Tuesday.


Sylkat

Life is a constant revelation of oiliness. Like those thoughts you have when you're shopping for nose protectors. A schoolkid who smells of cheese asks you where Shakespeare stashed all his Estonian cartoon porn, in order to hide it from the Jacobean Gestapo, who wanted to steal it so they could have fun on their chamber pots. You give him an old coin and say that in your day, football matches would last for 48 hours and you used the lollipop lady's head as a ball.

Slimy fiends dripped past the window sill. An aching midst might have been their gift, for it was to last a long, perhaps molten time. One true time they did stick to, wickedly aware their foul visage would never be deemed cheesy. No whisky, either, but whiskers did come with a likewise besetting twosome shape. Gracefully though that stout one of their kind leaped off a decaying log in a bewildering dream, now they were out to reave some sleep.

Wolves? Las cosas, claras, y el chocolate, espeso.

I think most of the posts are dada rather then surrealism.

Knowing the difference is a bit surrealistic.

Like knowing how to bowl with Limburger cheese.

Sylkat

Surrealism is what you make it and can include being very creative, etc.

For example, dogs walking on two legs dressed in nice suit and ties for males and dresses for females.

An endless vacuum dotted with billions of round nuclear furnaces, forever evolving, leaves me speechless.

Everyone's toenails are melting.


Sylkat

Davy Jones of The Monkees coming back to life.

Clay Aiken sings like James Hetfield.


Sylkat