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13 Jun 2013, 7:01 pm

I remember when I was in the 3rd grade, we used to think it funny to go around saying "apple" while holding on to our tongues.

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14 Jun 2013, 4:07 am

Reach for the steam,
reach for the whistle
Go where the railway runs
Reach for the words,
reach for the story
Follow the rainbow sun

To a shining time station
Where dreams can come true
Waiting there for you. . .

So much to see, so far to travel,
So much to learn, to know
Friends by your side,
hopes to hold onto
Who knows how far you'll go?

To a shining time station
Where dreams can come true
Your own imagination
Waiting there for you. . .

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14 Jun 2013, 3:39 pm

What's the story with laughing tracks? Not every word someone says is funny.

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14 Jun 2013, 3:52 pm

laugh tracks suck.

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16 Jun 2013, 6:19 am

Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice!

(Cackling) It's showtime!

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16 Jun 2013, 9:36 am

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Turtles in a half shell! Turtle power!

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16 Jun 2013, 5:45 pm

I read this in "news of the weird" in today's paper- Orestes De La Paz, at the Frost Art Museum in Miami, exhibited soap that he made from his liposuctioned body fat. visitors to the the exhibit were able to wash their hands with the engineered soap, which De La Paz offered for sale at $1000 per bar.

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29 Jun 2013, 6:00 am

'Are you the Police?'

'No, ma'am, we're musicians.'

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29 Jun 2013, 9:45 am

Cat?
I'm a kitty cat!
And I dance, dance, dance
And I dance, dance, dance

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30 Jun 2013, 8:20 pm

I live my life a quarter mile at a time. Nothing else matters: Not the mortgage, not the store, not my team and all their ********. For those ten seconds or less, I'm free.

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