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auntblabby
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26 Feb 2015, 2:52 pm

your SMORES have snores in them.



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26 Feb 2015, 2:53 pm

your SMORES reek of pigeon burp!



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26 Feb 2015, 3:03 pm

Transnistria wants to break away from
Moldova because you went there one day and farted.


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26 Feb 2015, 3:04 pm

:lmao:

pfffft

your farts give nightmares to Julie!



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26 Feb 2015, 3:05 pm

your farts have the secret of eternal life in them, but they dissipate uselessly in the wind.



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26 Feb 2015, 3:05 pm

:huh: who is "Julie"? :huh:



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26 Feb 2015, 3:06 pm

his barking machine :)



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26 Feb 2015, 3:07 pm

anyway, your farts have been kept in jars in NASA's secret storage places as a chemical weapon in case of Martian invasion...



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26 Feb 2015, 3:12 pm

all this fart talk reminds me, i made a fortune selling jars of whatever clean pristine air is left in Croatia.

money talks!


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26 Feb 2015, 3:13 pm

your farts bark like german shepherds



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26 Feb 2015, 3:14 pm

you are growing patches of nasal hair on your bathroom window!



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26 Feb 2015, 3:18 pm

you have nasal hair on your nasal hair!



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26 Feb 2015, 3:19 pm

:lmao:

you have nasal hair on your eyebrows!



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26 Feb 2015, 3:23 pm

your nasal hair has eyebrows on it!



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26 Feb 2015, 3:27 pm

your teeth are furry.


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26 Feb 2015, 3:37 pm

your peach fuzz has little teeth on it.