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08 May 2007, 6:28 pm

I am not a frequent theif.



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08 May 2007, 6:39 pm

I have no teeth to lie through! They rotted out. I am not capable of lying now.



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08 May 2007, 7:05 pm

I'm an anorexic



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08 May 2007, 7:09 pm

I'm fat



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08 May 2007, 7:12 pm

The movie JFK, which is completely accurate, has a character called "Mr. X." I am Mr. X.



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08 May 2007, 7:18 pm

jimservo wrote:
The movie JFK, which is completely accurate, has a character called "Mr. X." I am Mr. X.



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08 May 2007, 8:09 pm

I never get offended.



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08 May 2007, 8:10 pm

Prudence wrote:
I never get offended.


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08 May 2007, 8:27 pm

I'm not tired.



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08 May 2007, 8:27 pm

I'm 100% positive that my Aspergian diagnosis was correct.



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08 May 2007, 8:30 pm

I'm not not scratching my ass :mrgreen:



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08 May 2007, 8:31 pm

I am patient when I have to wait for a long time.



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08 May 2007, 8:50 pm

I like crowds



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09 May 2007, 2:37 am

i had my internal organs surgically replaced with Canadian states


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09 May 2007, 4:01 am

I'm a weak, skinny priss.



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09 May 2007, 4:05 am

I've just been haunted by the spirit of Austin Powers. He showed me how "Innocent and Vulnerable" I was in January and earlier on in my life. 8O