List combos of any two items that would freak out a cashier

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A large sack, a rope, a puppy, antlers and a copy of "How The Grinch Stole Christmas". And it's during the summer...

A threadkiller and a bump!

[edit] Wow, that was bad. Original removed. [/edit]

Saran Wrap and Ex-Lax.


M.

2 pet rats and Barbie clothes

Insecticide, a large fan, and a gas mask.

Nappies (diapers) and a pocket knife.

A little off-topic, but this is what my ex-girlfriend did to
me at the store one time

We were shopping, standing in line to pay for the food and
stuff. When its our turn to pay, she walk by me and says
"pick up some condoms by the way" and then she goes
to the end of the cashregister to pack the goods. I think
"heey, great" and ask for a pack of condoms. The woman
behind the register throws a pack down the cash register,
to where my girlfriend is standing packing it into bags.

And then.. she grabs the pack of condoms, raises it into the air
and yells "so..whats this then? you think you`re gonna get some
tonight..? forget it man, no way."

I swear, every person at and around that cashregister just broke
down laughing, including me it was way to funny, the woman
behind the cashregister just lost it. And then i said "well i`m allowed
to hope, ain`t i..?" and that released the second wave of massive laughing
a bit uncomfortebal, but funny as i dont know what

Razor wire and a copy of the Kama Sutra.

I think it would be funny to go to the central library and check out every book in the entire collection that pertains to moths, as well as "The Complete Guide to Asperger's Syndrome", and maybe a book for kids about basic social rules.

2 cinder blocks, and a box of those huge trashbags

Nudie mags and movies beyond a G-rating

That would sure freak out my ex, who happened to be a cashier (she was very conservative).

At college one acquaintance of mine was particularly curious that I would go to the humanities library and take notes from Émile Durkheim's seminal study on the sociological aspects of suicide. This lasted for several months (I'm writing a novel about a suicidal cult, so I needed the info) and he half-joked about whether I was considering the most suitable method to kill myself. Now he mentions it every time we meet. It has become the way he greets me. "Hi, when will you finally do it?"

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Alcohol and liquid dish-soap.

A set of hunting knives and an obstetrical forceps.

A squirtgun and hydrochloric acid.

someone has probably already done this, but a giant watermelon and anal lube.