What's the last weirdest dream you had?

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One night I couldn't sleep. I was just shifting in my covers, staring at the ceiling, thinking about random stuff. Being utterly unable to find a comfortable position to sleep. Then, suddenly it was daytime.

It turned out I was dreaming about not being able to sleep.

[Edit: sorry, double post]

I dreamt that I was reading a sepia-tinged comic strip sometime in the future, and it showed a caricature of president Obama sitting in a regal chair aboard a yacht, a big one with many stories, not a cruise ship but just a big yacht. in his back right pocket he had this pager thingie that kept going off, different world leaders were wanting him to call them, and as my eyes went down the rows to the comic strip panel below the last, there were more pagings, until the last bottom right panel showed the pager jumping up out of Obama's pocket and popping up like POOF! into the prime minister of Norway, and they smiled at each other and had an animated conversation. then I awoke. strange, no?

I dreamed I had one of my ears tattooed with some kind of profound message.

I can't remember what the message was now though.

i dreamed i was watching a current affair segment about a long running chocolate scam.
in the segment, it was claimed that a shop was selling fake chocolates that were merely pictures of chocolates printed onto chocolate flavoured paper that were then cut out and sold individually.

the curious thing was that the scam was only uncovered during a routine health and sanitation inspection.

I was starting my laundry and my two closest friends walked into the laundry room as I was doing my laundry. The younger of the two said that maybe I should be left to get better. I told my friends that I was well enough to go out. I told them that my laundry would be done in half an hour and all I had to do was dry my clothes.

My friends decided to stay on the laundry room with me. My friends and I were working the high tech dryers that had a brown metallic vintage looking TV screen attached to it that was ran by a small computer. I was the one who was punching in the codes to the two dryers that I was using. I was watching TV as the clothes were drying.

The clothes were dry after half an hour as I predicted. My friends and I folded the laundry and than the TV screens turned themselves off. My friends and I walked to Tim Horton's in the dark and had a pleasant evening.

I dreamt I was in some strange house with my late parents as they were in their 40s. my mother somehow drove a yellow bulldozer through an open window with an intact screen in it. she then did a 3 point turn and drove down the hallway somehow without doing any major damage. I noticed as she went down the hallway that there was cheddar cheese paste all over the axle assembly of the bulldozer. I remember wondering in the dream what that was all about. then I noticed that a bunch of huge buzzing bees [almost 2 inches long with a loud buzzing that could be felt as well as heard] and other oversized nasty insects had gotten into the house, along with some mutant green hummingbirds that made eerie low pitched chirping noises. I set about finding a vacuum cleaner to suck up the insects with but I had endless troubles with the power cord tangling up with everything and it took forever to get it into position to suck up said insects. I went through the house into each room, one by one, and turned on the lights only to find the lights refused to turn on or were weirdly dim. I said "to hell with it, I'm gonna suck up those insects in the dark if I have to!" and I did just that. one nasty bee flew into my blue button-down shirt so in a frenzy I ripped the shirt off and just before the nasty little bugger was gonna sting me I sucked it up with the vacuum cleaner. then I awoke.

To sum up my 2 page dream for the interesting todbits...

1. One part dealt with a bed that grants magic when one cries a tear on it.

2.Then I was at the scene of a shootout much later.

3.Instead of the police or ambulance, there were people unloading rations of food for the emergency response.

4.Later, I had lifted a bigger than life tub to a classroom. (The type you put objects in.) As I was walking out, a guy was telling someone that he was fired from an anime network. (Interesting because he looks like that type of guy you see on motorcycles than anything else.)

5.The school I was at had blew up, (Looked like a stone fort.) Then it suddenly turned into a new level of Super Mario 3D World with Yoshi in it. At one point, I was controlling a banana peel to fly upwards to get a letter tile like the K-O-N-G Letters from the DKC Series.

I dreamt I was in some alternate reality where both my parents were still alive as they were in their 50s, and they gathered our younger relatives together and drove them to a large nuclear fallout shelter up north, while I went out on my own to find the place, there was supposed to be some kind of nuclear exchange that was predetermined to happen, but none of us knew exactly to the minute where and when the attack would happen.

Weird one I had last night.

It started out with me dragging my feet into the living room and finding a Diglett crawling through the walls. I could tell he/she/it was doing so from its hole moving all over my house. I saw Misty at my computer checking for the Higgs Boson. I looked at her curiously and she told me she wasn't a mind reader. I asked her what was going on and why she was on my computer.

She responded, "Well, there's something very important I'm searching for, and it relates to wind-up heads. Any takers?" I found myself snickering because I knew that didn't make sense. After I got my breakfast, I looked at her only to find she wasn't there. And another thing: my computer was now at Crunchyroll, somehow displaying the Beyblade V-Force anime. This utterly shocked and confused me. I paused the video (It was on Episode 12.) and opened up Multimedia Fusion 2. I couldn't for whatever reason, which caused my cat Zellie to show up carrying a calico kitten in her mouth. Apparently, she had conjured up the ability to care for kittens.

I decided I'd had enough of this weirdness for a bit, and retreated back into my room. There sat Larry Winget (Author of Grow a Pair, his guide to taking responsibility and not letting anyone con you), upside down and smiling at me from the ceiling. I just sat there, shocked out of my mind, and mumbled WTF to myself. Sonic the Hedgehog waltzed into my room looking like he had been scarred for life. When he entered, birds came out of my door and phased through my window. The blue blur looked around and calmly stepped back out.

I changed into my clothes, went outside, and saw a line of people parading through my sidewalk; they included kids of all nationalities in rainbow clothes, Shantae, all seven members of my FireRed Nuzlocke team (My newbie Nidoking included), my aunt Paula, Buzz and Bud (Those two are the gophers in No Good Go*fers!), the Warner Kids, all of the YDKJ jingle numbers, and my parents. They were carrying signs saying "Remember to buy the original!" and chanting something about people sucking because they wear short shorts.

So yeah. That's the most disjointed, non-sequitur dream I've ever had.

i dreamt I was headed to work, I had just walked into the lobby of the military hospital I used to work in [real life] and was headed for the elevator which had just opened, but before I got in the elevator took off, but before I could curse [like I normally would've done in real life] another elevator popped up in its place without the doors having closed first after the earlier one took off. I thought this was curious but as usual I was a bit late for work [just like in real life] so I hopped in the car, and when the doors closed they disappeared into a panel of sheetrock, and try as I might I could not find the seam to pull them apart until the elevator car reached the sub-basement of the hospital, and then the doors finally opened after I jammed my fingernails into a crack and pulled 'em apart. I walked into a hidden chamber underneath the hospital laundry, and some employee saw me get out but kept walking, I walked rapidly to a doorway I saw in a lobby but then noticed it was locked up with a combination lock as well as a card reader, and I thought, "how am I gonna get out of here?" before I awoke.

May not be weird but here it is: The day after I re-plastered and repainted the bathroom I dreamed that lost my balance while in the repainted bathroom and fell on the door which pushed the knob through the plaster, the reason it needed to be repainted in the first place. The paint fumes probibly caused that dream. The same night I also had a dream that the vacuum bag exploded and dust went every where.

I dreamt I was in some alternate reality where my parents were quite wealthy and upper-middle-class, and they owned two houses, a vacation house outside of town and a condo in town. I drove their large luxury sedan out to the vacation house over snowy icy muddy back roads, noting the rich blue velour and wood paneled interior and exceptionally smooth quiet ride, very nice- and when I got there I went inside only to be surprised by 3 maids arriving at the same time to clean the place up, they were all dressed in identical blue maid dresses with aprons, and cute little lacy scarf-like hats that covered the tops of their hair like a bonnet. one of them, a dead ringer for mary ann from Gilligan's island, said something to me quite sincerely but I forgot what it was. then I left and drove back into town, before I got back to the condo I had to stop off at a night deposit box for the bank and drop a bundle in there, and at that point my shoe got sucked off my foot when I stepped in a chuckhole full of thick mud, I cursed and pulled my shoe out of the muck and put it back on, shaking the mud off of it before getting back in the car and finishing the drive, which btw was interrupted constantly by jaywalkers all over the place, most irritatingly. then I awoke.

I was in a relationship w/ Antonio Banderas.

i had a strange dream last night that was about a ticket scam. there was a facade that looked like the entrance to a grand theatre, and they were charging $60 per ticket to see the show inside, and even though it was not advertised as to which show was on, there were hoards of people buying them.

when the ticket holders walked through the door, they entered a world which was set in a savannah in africa, and there was absolutely nothing to do but to look at the environment. they all felt ripped off and went for the exit door, but it was locked until the show was over, and the show lasted for many days (about 5 possibly). some people in the audience realized that they needed food and shelter in order to wait out the show, and they began to plan how to obtain what they needed from the environment.

soon, everyone was eagerly involved with the plans to make a habitat that would make it more comfortable to survive the 5 day "show", and it seemed to me that they were actually happier to be involved in their interactions on this side of the door than they ever were outside the door in the stark and cold reality from where they came.

when the show was over, most of the audience decided to stay there, and it seemed like a rather informative dream, but i am not sure. i felt very good after that dream.

Last night I had this drem that I woke up in an empty room, A voice said,"Welcome to Boringland." Then I sat and stared at the floor for the rest of the dream. It was a bit creepy.