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26 Feb 2007, 3:34 am

If you see a could before it can get to your location sufficiently then by the time it reaches you it will have lost too much humidity to rain on you.

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26 Feb 2007, 8:23 am

Why didn't ahayes post a question?

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I'm A PINEY from my head down to my HINEY.

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26 Feb 2007, 3:56 pm

because it got vaporised by an martian

Why?

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26 Feb 2007, 4:14 pm

Timelady wrote:

because it got vaporised by an martian

Why?

Because the Great Cat God willed it.

When will I get my own fleet of Aquatic Xindi War-cruisers?

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26 Feb 2007, 5:40 pm

in the year 2222

how does superman know someone needs help?

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20 Mar 2007, 9:39 pm

Because he has superpowers.

How do I drink out of a 4-dimensional bottle? (it just turned itself inside out and spilled my drink)

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20 Mar 2007, 9:44 pm

You eat the bottle and regurgitate it when the liquid comes out.

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20 Mar 2007, 9:44 pm

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

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20 Mar 2007, 9:54 pm

oh 3 or 4

Does light become dark if it moves faster than light?

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20 Mar 2007, 10:01 pm

It cannot move faster than itself.

why doesn't the moon fall down

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20 Mar 2007, 10:06 pm

God is holding it up to hide his hideous face.

Toads?

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20 Mar 2007, 10:07 pm

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20 Mar 2007, 10:25 pm

¥iff!

How many times has the Furgjiaaatii Tower been destroyed?

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20 Mar 2007, 10:31 pm

Brown.

Is IT in you???

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20 Mar 2007, 10:33 pm

No, potatoe chips are in me.

What is in you?

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20 Mar 2007, 10:35 pm

Yiff juice.

Why are my eyes not purple?

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