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Gilb
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21 Mar 2007, 12:55 am

because you don't eat enough parsnips

where is the pink elephant



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21 Mar 2007, 1:01 am

In Tahiti, where else would you find Pink elephants.

If N+Z=F what does Plate give you?


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21 Mar 2007, 1:06 am

a roman coin

what would win in a fight between a cabbage and a parsnip



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21 Mar 2007, 1:12 am

Anwar Sadat

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar?


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21 Mar 2007, 1:26 am

Don't look at me :P

Where's my katana?



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21 Mar 2007, 2:41 am

In my foot.

Spam?



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21 Mar 2007, 2:51 am

maybe later


what are you hiding?



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21 Mar 2007, 3:24 am

Jimmy Hoffa's body.

Who killed Jimmy Hoffa?


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21 Mar 2007, 4:04 am

My missing katana

What am I thinking?



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21 Mar 2007, 12:28 pm

of nothing

whats new p**** cat?


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21 Mar 2007, 1:00 pm

p**** cat found a mouse and is chewing on it happily.

Why do trees lean toward the sun instead of waiting for it to come to them?


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21 Mar 2007, 2:06 pm

They're impatient.

Why would anyone want to cure us?


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21 Mar 2007, 2:32 pm

Because they can't cure themselves.

Why are fire trucks red?



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21 Mar 2007, 3:02 pm

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Because they can't cure themselves.

Why are fire trucks red?

because they are spending too much time in the sun

what will i get for my b-day tomorow?


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21 Mar 2007, 3:07 pm

squier wrote:
what will i get for my b-day tomorow?


A nice box of irth.

How high is the sky?


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21 Mar 2007, 3:08 pm

Birdlady wrote:
squier wrote:
what will i get for my b-day tomorow?


A nice box of irth.

How high is the sky?


what's irth?


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