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04 Dec 2011, 4:32 am

The national dish of LostPuma's democratic dictatorship is Irish stew, served by well- trained banshees wearing Victoria's Secret. Sylkat :)



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04 Dec 2011, 8:03 am

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Ambulance attendants arriving on the scene of Kyle's unfortunate accident looked at each other and wondered how an incorporeal leg could be fixed. They then wondered how an incorporeal leg could be broken in the first place. The three of them had such an interesting discussion ( Kyle, being of the opinion that he was just fine, thank you), that they all went out for hot, fresh fish and chips, sat on the edge of the pier, and watched the waves...Sylkat :D


Yes. When they said my leg was broken, they meant to say it had broken off, but it is now back where it belongs. A number of ghosts can take off parts of their bodies. It doesn't hurt, it just feels a little strange. I am doing very well, thank you.


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04 Dec 2011, 8:28 am

Dear Kyle, Glad to hear that your leg is back on....hope you enjoyed the fish and chips...Sylkat



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04 Dec 2011, 8:30 am

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Dear Kyle, Glad to hear that your leg is back on....hope you enjoyed the fish and chips...Sylkat


(Off topic) Yes, I did. Thank you. :)

(On topic) I am not happy that it didn't snow.


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04 Dec 2011, 8:43 am

I am now ROFLing at the idea that Kyle has plenty of snow, and I will hurl a snowball on him when he shovels said snow.


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04 Dec 2011, 8:46 am

I am not at all competitive in the Man v Woman Tug of War thread.



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04 Dec 2011, 10:24 am

The reason Kyle has so little time to chat here is that he is very much in demand at seances....he is one of a very few disembodied spirits who can be trusted to behave themselves in company.

Identity certainly is NOT competitive in Tug of War. She just wears cleats for the fashion statement, that's all...Sylkat 8O



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04 Dec 2011, 10:39 am

At this point, I want to turn everyone in Wrong Planet into white bears.


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04 Dec 2011, 1:12 pm

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04 Dec 2011, 4:17 pm

I look exactly like Lady Gaga. :wink:


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04 Dec 2011, 4:47 pm

Dear Mick, I am so very sorry to hear that, I hope you will be back to your old self soon. In the meantime, get plenty of rest, maybe consider seeing a doctor if the Gaga infection lasts more than 2 days...Sylkat :cry:



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04 Dec 2011, 5:18 pm

If you must, you can remove the infection yourself. The viral genome is this: ATGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGATAG.



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04 Dec 2011, 5:22 pm

Hmmmm, I noticed quite a bit of gagging in there....



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04 Dec 2011, 5:27 pm

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04 Dec 2011, 5:53 pm

Sylkat wrote:
Hmmmm, I noticed quite a bit of gagging in there....


We all speak truths here. I am now GAGGinG from the statement. :lol:



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04 Dec 2011, 6:09 pm

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