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SamuraiSaxen
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23 Mar 2007, 4:33 am

you must ask god

why am I hungry?



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23 Mar 2007, 5:25 am

Because you digest.

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23 Mar 2007, 5:37 am

Me

Why am I drunk?


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23 Mar 2007, 7:25 am

Because I am.



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23 Mar 2007, 7:26 am

Makes sense.


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23 Mar 2007, 7:35 am

Now why am I drunk?



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23 Mar 2007, 7:36 am

Because your avatar is a bird, why else?


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23 Mar 2007, 9:30 am

Do you realize I am the only person allowed to answer and ask a question at the same time?


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23 Mar 2007, 11:21 am

No, I do the same too

what kind of chocolate is better for my brain?



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23 Mar 2007, 11:24 am

smart chocolate

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23 Mar 2007, 8:51 pm

Run away.

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23 Mar 2007, 8:53 pm

because there is particulate seeding the clouds as well as the clouds reaching a threshold humidity level

why do people call me on the phone?



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23 Mar 2007, 9:00 pm

because your name is "On The Phone"

why do I gotta work late tonight?


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23 Mar 2007, 9:02 pm

Because it's to late to work late yesterday.

Why are my socks off white?


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23 Mar 2007, 9:04 pm

Because socks tend to do that over time.

What's that funny smell?



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23 Mar 2007, 9:08 pm

my socks

Why does my mom insist on calling me every fifteen minutes, why can't I at least get a half an hour?