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Todd489
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23 Mar 2007, 11:03 pm

Because she wants you to change your socks.

Why do geese fly in formation?



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23 Mar 2007, 11:09 pm

cause they are afraid of being jumped by Bf 109s

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24 Mar 2007, 3:30 am

I didn't eat it

What the heck is a solar wind?



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24 Mar 2007, 4:09 am

Solar wind is Solar Panels doing bottom burps

Are turbines criminals?


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24 Mar 2007, 5:46 am

Yes, they're bad

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24 Mar 2007, 7:12 am

because you want KBABZ awards for saying his name

what is string theory



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24 Mar 2007, 7:59 am

The ideological antithesis of velcro theory.

Why aren't hamburgers made of ham?



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24 Mar 2007, 8:03 am

Because they're made of burger.


Why do pizzas come in square boxes?



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24 Mar 2007, 9:48 am

Because it's cool to be square.

Where are the paper towels?



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24 Mar 2007, 9:58 am

Aisle 12, next to the toilet tissue.

Why is Seth McFarlane so smart?



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24 Mar 2007, 9:59 am

because he eats brains

why do Hawthorne heights rule so much



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24 Mar 2007, 2:05 pm

Because of their tremendous psychological problems.

What holds me down to Earth?


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24 Mar 2007, 3:01 pm

Gravity's a myth. The Earth just sucks.

Why do people dream?



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24 Mar 2007, 4:23 pm

So to avoid sleep boredom.

Why do birds fly?


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24 Mar 2007, 4:33 pm

they like the view

why do fish swim


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24 Mar 2007, 4:50 pm

They like the water.

Why do pigs eat?