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CockneyRebel
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24 Mar 2007, 8:37 pm

It's a portable timepiece, when you're not watching it.

Why do they call it a watch?

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24 Mar 2007, 8:39 pm

Yes, because god is watching it

Where can I buy dragon scales?

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24 Mar 2007, 9:35 pm

right next to bathroom scales

why do you want to weigh a dragon?

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24 Mar 2007, 9:41 pm

Because this dragon is in a health control program

Why do I ask stupid questions?

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24 Mar 2007, 10:13 pm

to balance your brilliance

why do dragons shoot fire from their mouths?

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25 Mar 2007, 5:19 am

Because it's rude to do it from the other end.

What keeps the Moon stuck in the sky?

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25 Mar 2007, 6:02 am

ME i am holding it up and i can drop it whenever i can :twisted:

what is the radio frequency for Niki FM

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25 Mar 2007, 5:07 pm

No bloody idea. However, KOKC Oklahoma City is 1520 Kc.

What is Nike FM?

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