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26 Mar 2007, 10:34 am

because the tyre is flat

why are wind turbines criminals?


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26 Mar 2007, 10:52 am

because they are stealing the wind form nature

why isn't my tardis working i did fix the flux capacitor and the L-unit



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26 Mar 2007, 11:32 am

Because a tardis doesn't utilize the flux capacitor to travel through time.

How many Unknowns does it take to screw in a lightbulb?



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26 Mar 2007, 12:07 pm

ahayes wrote:
How many Unknowns does it take to screw in a lightbulb?


None, because lights are AS EVIL AS HITLER!! !



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26 Mar 2007, 12:07 pm

What colour blue is purple?



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26 Mar 2007, 12:16 pm

#BF0000

what happens when i press this button?



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26 Mar 2007, 2:32 pm

Ninjas will kill you.

Will I look forward to killing you soon?


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27 Mar 2007, 6:59 pm

Since you can't look back to it, yes.

Why do some people blink a lot?


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27 Mar 2007, 7:01 pm

because when you blink really fast its like a strobe light :lol:

why do letters make words


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27 Mar 2007, 7:06 pm

Because without letters there would be no words.

Why do people always think Raph is Ralph?


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27 Mar 2007, 8:23 pm

Because they're used to bad grammar.

Why do cats lick themselves? I mean, can't they just take a bath?


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28 Mar 2007, 5:22 am

no thumb no tap turning!! !

why are dogs colour blind??


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28 Mar 2007, 7:52 am

Because they can't be colour-deaf.

How many stars are there in the sky?



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28 Mar 2007, 9:16 am

Just 1 that I can see right now - the sun, dummy.

Are wombats related to bats or woms?


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28 Mar 2007, 11:29 am

neither just carrots

why do people say "it is always in the last place you look" when you are looking for something it is not like you keep looking after you find it :?:



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28 Mar 2007, 11:41 am

They're just trying to deny their paranoia. There are many people who keep on looking after they've found something because they suspect it's not the genuine article.

Why is water tasteless?