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because the CIA want to censor the taste of water, really taste the sea they cannot censor that

how can i levitate

(lol sea water tastes like crap >.<)

By spreading your wings and flying unto the horizon...

How hot is the sun?

according to AL gore not at all but carbon dioxide is white hot!! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !

how long is a peace of string?

It's longer than the universe can contain.

What is the speed of light?

1 millimetres per millenium.

How do apples taste like?

like a fresh surprise



what does applepie taste like ?

Apples.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop?

The number of licks is equal to the radius of the lollipop divided by the width of your tongue times the viscosity of your saliva, squared.

What is the derivative of e^x?

Pie

what is string cheese theory?

All string cheese are created equal.


What's my stapler's name?

Sir John the third of the Stapler clan.

Why are dictionaries thick?

because you wouldn't notice how many words are missing


do you think that if superstars knew what kind of life they'd get they would still be wanting it?

no, it happens because Oscar wilde says so

if e^i makes φ
and
e^my makes i
where's my pie

I stole it.

Why do people flinch when they get shots?

because the shot has a flinching agent

what is lenz's law