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29 Mar 2007, 1:19 pm

The opposite of Znel's law.

How many hands do I have?



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29 Mar 2007, 1:21 pm

4,672, give or take 4,670.

Why are there so many comma rules?


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29 Mar 2007, 1:37 pm

Because there are more bananas than organisms that eat them.

Why are moustaches no longer fashionable?



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29 Mar 2007, 1:57 pm

Because everyone saw mario´s moustache in 3d.

Is the sky blue?



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29 Mar 2007, 3:20 pm

no its a myth thought up by the same people who said crop circles are a lie

why do carrots hit people?



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30 Mar 2007, 4:37 am

new remote control of easter rabits


why do people waste time?



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30 Mar 2007, 6:25 am

because they are lazy

why do I want to sleep?



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30 Mar 2007, 6:31 am

Geflorgy

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30 Mar 2007, 6:42 am

a broken book


how many kilometers do you live from the sea?



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30 Mar 2007, 8:41 am

approximately 384000 kms- I live on the moon.

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30 Mar 2007, 8:45 am

cows milk


whats wrong puss?


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30 Mar 2007, 11:02 am

i can't meow

how many paces is it form me to a sober Irishman



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30 Mar 2007, 3:25 pm

it's rather difficult to measure from here, but i'd say only two streets, there is a library and his Irish nephew is on holiday, it appears he's sober


how many kilometers do you live from your mother?



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30 Mar 2007, 3:31 pm

3.05 km

Meow Miaou miaw meow Meow miaou Miaw miew miaou Miaw meow miaou mewww? (How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?)



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30 Mar 2007, 3:32 pm

hissss

woof woof woof



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30 Mar 2007, 4:39 pm

Bark, woof, snuffle sniff.

What noise does a deer make?


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