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17 Aug 2011, 11:26 am

Tequila wrote:

The meal I had at the Trafford Centre this afternoon was the best thing I have eaten this month.

The Trafford Centre is the best place in the world.

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17 Aug 2011, 2:29 pm

Mozart's middle name was really 'Colin' and he also kept a newt farm.

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17 Aug 2011, 2:31 pm

I am Spartacus!

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17 Aug 2011, 2:43 pm

J.S. Bach was an excellent tap dancer.

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17 Aug 2011, 2:45 pm

Fnord wrote:

I am Spartacus!

THIS IS SPARTA!! !!

*kick*

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17 Aug 2011, 3:22 pm

I am a billionaire

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17 Aug 2011, 3:31 pm

My eyeballs can defy gravity, and often do.

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17 Aug 2011, 3:35 pm

Cornflake HATES posting in this thread.

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17 Aug 2011, 3:39 pm

This is my very first post.

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17 Aug 2011, 3:39 pm

Al Qaeda sank the Titanic.

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17 Aug 2011, 3:46 pm

Osama Bin Laden had a TV series on selecting quality cushions for the home, during which he played spoons.

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17 Aug 2011, 3:48 pm

I'm sleeping.

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17 Aug 2011, 3:52 pm

I think mentaly handicapped children were born evil, and should be turned into mechanical human slaves.

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17 Aug 2011, 3:56 pm

Mother Teresa always travelled by pogo stick.

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17 Aug 2011, 3:57 pm

I'm a bad writer, have a low vocabulary, and am not an eloquent speaker when I know what I want to say.

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One of the Great Lakes is named for Mother Superior.

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