The corrupted wish game

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29 Sep 2006, 6:52 pm

You get it but it turns into a salami.

I wish I had gotten a better sleep last night.

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29 Sep 2006, 6:58 pm

You are in a coma, and will never wake up.

I wish I was Sephiroth.

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29 Sep 2006, 8:20 pm

Granted. However, you are unable to hold that mother of a sword.

I wish they put Green Tomato Sauce back on the market (god I loved that stuff!)

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29 Sep 2006, 8:57 pm

It's actually snot.

I wish I was Sephiroth and could wield Masamune.

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29 Sep 2006, 10:29 pm

I don't know what that is, so your wish is granted, but sudden'y barny comes and he has a giant sword and he kills you with it.

I wish I had some Icecream.

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30 Sep 2006, 12:30 am

Granted, you now have a tub of icecream that's just gone *SPLAT!* on your head.

I wish I had more paper in my printer...

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30 Sep 2006, 12:41 am

Haha. Your paper is now ripped in half.

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30 Sep 2006, 8:34 am

What's your wish?

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30 Sep 2006, 12:39 pm

She wishes how I knew where she lived. Granted!! She posted a few months ago that she was from the Ventura area. I grew up in Santa Maria/Santa Barbara and live in the O.C. I drive through there all the time.

I wish all Aspies had a sign on their foreheads that only Aspies could see, so that way we can identify eachother.

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30 Sep 2006, 1:29 pm

Granted! It's a big, fat, giant blue pimple!

I wish Daylight Savings didn't confuse me so much.

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30 Sep 2006, 1:42 pm

granted, ben franklin never thought of the idea, so it doesn't exist.(i'm aware that someone else could have thought of DLS )

i wish disney would stop making sequels to disney classics.

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30 Sep 2006, 1:46 pm

Oh FLITCH that's so ANNOYING!! !

Anyway, Granted, they pass the sequels off as 'originals', therby making them even worse.

I wish it wasn't six o'clock where I am right now.

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30 Sep 2006, 2:10 pm

(flitch?)
granted, you are in Vladivostok,Russia right now.

i wish that it would snow here again.

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30 Sep 2006, 2:17 pm

Granted, it now snows in the room you're in right now.

Just so you know, Flitch is a fake swear word I've come up with. It's a combo of the F, B and S words. I find it quite effective, much better than saying "HOLY SHIP!! !"

I wish I'd go ahead and finish my story already!

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30 Sep 2006, 2:40 pm

Brother Tucker!
Maryland Farmer!

A man named Charlie Christ (rhymes with wrist) is running for governer of Florida. Only in Florida.

Governer Christ!

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30 Sep 2006, 3:15 pm

Hockey player Miroslav Satan has decided to move to Florida, and the Democrats have nominated him to face Charlie Crist in the general election. Therefore, Floridians will now have to choose between Satan and Crist for their governor.

I wish my dog hadn't returned as a zombie after I killed him because he had rabies.

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