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03 Dec 2006, 11:58 am

A Blank Piece Of Paper.

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03 Dec 2006, 12:24 pm

A used Maxi Pad

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03 Dec 2006, 12:27 pm

A Shard Of Glass.

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03 Dec 2006, 1:04 pm

A romantic evening with Michael Jackson.

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03 Dec 2006, 5:58 pm

Unknown wrote:

Elephant poop.

You can actually buy that. The Melbourne Zoo sells "zoo poo" - manure for the garden.

I give you what I got on my fishing trip. A broken impeller, a seized wheel bearing, a flat battery and an emptied fire extinguisher (used to put out the fire started from the seized wheel bearing). Sorry, no fish.

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03 Dec 2006, 6:14 pm

BazzaMcKenzie wrote:

Unknown wrote:

Elephant poop.

A better fish story.

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03 Dec 2006, 6:18 pm

A record player that plays Merry Christmas Everybody by Slade. Endlessly.

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03 Dec 2006, 8:57 pm

2000 pounds of raw sewage

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03 Dec 2006, 9:04 pm

2000 pounds of raw arsenic

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03 Dec 2006, 9:16 pm

2000 tons of elephant dudu :lol:

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03 Dec 2006, 9:47 pm

A guitar strung with barbed wired.

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03 Dec 2006, 9:48 pm

a bail order for your fridge

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03 Dec 2006, 10:06 pm

vanilla ice's complete cd set and autobiography:Please Buy This, I Need Money.

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03 Dec 2006, 10:10 pm

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GOD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

tinky wins for most inhumane and illegal gift >_<

i cant respond to that >_<

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03 Dec 2006, 10:37 pm

ooohh....

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03 Dec 2006, 10:38 pm

i give you the gift of confusion! MWHAHAHAHAHHA

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