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The window sill is said to be evil in the liminal land between states. Tadema repeats the uncomfort of tortured rose petals laden with but one singular thorn. Messages thrice call out. Odd a warning or an incident? Manic insecure laughter is afraid of worshiping souls. Who is she that is caught on caught on another caught on another caught on nobody? Spice or law, both or neither. The ice cream calls. Fill your body with excess to avoid the sleek lines of birth. The pebbles are still but one; iridescent in the glow of the half-moon. Perfect nipples arch their backs towards cats in chains. Collarbones hide beneath the weight of slavery. Disaffected youth tally the bankbook. A soft tongue is yet to taste pure velvet. The waves held in surface tension. The tire won't role and thighs rub against the cliffs of west coast mythology. Totems rise in the dreams of youth.

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I am , Varnog, krannik lover,Mr. sydny poindexter, vald prankster, zolton, and chuck wagon. The only one I am not is Absurdish Liberator. Sometimes I get very bored!
And you thought you guys were crazy!

The sky is light green instead of blue and the sun is light to medium pink instead of yellow-ish. I walk outside to greet night and go to work and always sleep when it is light out. When it is night the sky is dark purple and not black and stars are light peach in color. The news reports mainly good news and rarely reports bad news at all.

I once reached up and grasped a star. I was instantly vaporized!

Hedgehogs ice skating on a frozen pizza.


Sylkat

And Garrison Keillor is the bridegroom. The late Ron Smith of WBAL Radio in Baltimore (aka the voice of reason) and Allan Prell (Formerly of WBAL Radio, now retired) are the bridesmaid, with "Big Al" Lerner and "Little Ed" Curran, formerly the afternoon drive team at WGN back in the 1980's as the groomsmen, and The late Robert "Uncle Bobby" Collins, longtime Afternoon, and Later, Morning Drive personality for WGN, as the Best Man. The Officiating Minister is Bill "Spike" O'Dell, also of WGN. The ring bearer is the late Thomas "Stu" Kerr, who was at one time Bozo the clown for Bozo's Circus when it ran on WMAR-TV. The Matron of honor is Sally Starr, longtime kids show host on almost all the major TV stations in Philadelphia at one time or another. Giving away the bride is the Rev. W. Carter Mebrier, known to several generations of kids in Philadelphia as Capt. Noah. Performing the music for the service was the late Larry Ferrari, longtime church organist in the Philadelpaia Area who had his own TV show every Sunday afternoon, at one time or another, at every major TV station in Philadelphia.

I haven't been myself lately. I've been a 9 year old Hindu boy.

Barbara Walters in a Spandex ice skating leotard.

Figure skating.


Sylkat

Puffins eating muffins in coffins.

Anteaters in a four-star restaurant complaining that their cafe au lait is bitter.


Sylkat

… only to find out, when the bill comes, that one of the stars is a binary!

E = ma² (nope)
E = mb² (nope)
E = mc² (voilà)

I marry Joan Rivers and take her last name!

my life

Tripping over waffles, landing into a pool of warm maple, wondering why you didn't adjust the coordinates correctly for Zerta 10, "The Party Star".

Possums working as fry cooks at Denny's, but only the night shift, because they are nocturnal.


Sylkat